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Gawdzilla Sama
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:42 pm
The last one never calls, never writes, never remembers my birthday.

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Animavore
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by Animavore » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:37 pm
George Bush is looking for a surrogate?
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JimC
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by JimC » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:39 pm
How about Homo erectus?
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:48 am
JimC wrote:How about Homo erectus?
You had your chance with Freddie Mercury and you blew it...
...or rather, you refused to!

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by Svartalf » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:44 am
JimC wrote:How about Homo erectus?
Not compatible enough with Sapiens DNA...
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by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:49 am
This is sexist! It's every mans right to have Neanderthal babies if he wants them!
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by Svartalf » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:51 am
Clinton Huxley wrote:This is sexist! It's every mans right to have Neanderthal babies if he wants them!
Man, I don't want to insult you, but you just walked into a huge opportunity for me to do so... I am actively repressing myself right now.
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by FBM » Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:01 am
Clinton Huxley wrote:This is sexist! It's every mans right to have Neanderthal babies if he wants them!
OK, Loretta.

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by Coito ergo sum » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:58 pm
I wonder what ApeLust will make of this? How DARE these MEN ask women to bear Neanderthal babies!! It's difficult for women to say no to these things and the mere fact of asking is oppressive and rapey.
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