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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:35 pm

I, for one, would approve of our British brothers joining us in a Greater Merka.

They can have all the Colonies they like, but no representation in Congress. Let's see how you Blighters like it... :lay:
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Post by Seth » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:32 am

No way in hell would we give the sheeple of GB that many votes.

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Re: The 51st to 60th States Of America

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:39 am

We never doubted that was your attitude.
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Re: The 51st to 60th States Of America

Post by Ian » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:08 am

10 states? No way. They can get 3 - England, Scotland & Wales. Ireland can be #54, and the Faero Islands #55. Canada will then come in as 56-68. :prof:
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Re: The 51st to 60th States Of America

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:21 am

And 69 will be el Malvinas.
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Re: The 51st to 60th States Of America

Post by Blind groper » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:24 am

Never happen. As George Bernard Shaw said; America and Britain are divided by a common language.
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Re: The 51st to 60th States Of America

Post by Ian » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:28 am

Blind groper wrote:Never happen. As George Bernard Shaw said; America and Britain are divided by a common language.
Probably. But then Australia will get all the benefits when they apply for statehood. :smug:
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Post by Jason » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:42 am

Provinces of China is far more likely.
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Re: The 51st to 60th States Of America

Post by Calilasseia » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:16 am

Here's the new map that will be drawn when we finally become incorporated into the American Empire ... :mrgreen:
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Re: The 51st to 60th States Of America

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:09 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
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Clinton Huxley wrote:As senator for Lancashire, I'd like to put forward my Lancashire Hotpot (regulation of ingredients) bill.

Adding peas will now incur 12 years in a supermax prison.
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Re: The 51st to 60th States Of America

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:03 pm

Ian wrote:10 states? No way. They can get 3 - England, Scotland & Wales. Ireland can be #54, and the Faero Islands #55. Canada will then come in as 56-68. :prof:
Uh, no way does Canada get 9 States. Two is enough: rename them New WashIdaMontakotaginshire and Upper Louisiana. No way am I giving fucking Canada 18 Senators.
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Re: The 51st to 60th States Of America

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:06 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:As senator for Lancashire, I'd like to put forward my Lancashire Hotpot (regulation of ingredients) bill.

Adding peas will now incur 12 years in a supermax prison.
Peas on you!
Peas Be Upon Him. You may want to take a look at my next bill - Tea (brewing of): Enforcing of standards.
Nobody will prevent me from making tea in the most barbarous of ways. Not even a US senator for Perfidious Albion.
We've perfected the making of tea over here in 'merka. 10 seconds to a perfect cup o' tea:

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That's how you do it, Limeys! :lay:

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Re: The 51st to 60th States Of America

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:10 pm

Does it explode? :thinks:
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Re: The 51st to 60th States Of America

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:20 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Does it explode? :thinks:
Clinton Huxley's head? Yes, when he sees tea being brewed in a Keurig coffee maker. LOL
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Re: The 51st to 60th States Of America

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:21 pm

I have even more splodey ways to make tea... in a drip coffee maker.
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