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Employee outsources own job to China, puts feet up at work

Post by klr » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:41 pm

Well, someone had to do it:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/16 ... job_china/
Security audit finds dev OUTSOURCED his JOB to China to goof off at work
Cunning scheme netted him 'best in company' awards


By Iain Thomson in San Francisco • Get more from this author
Posted in Business, 16th January 2013 01:29 GMT

A security audit of a US critical infrastructure company last year revealed that its star developer had outsourced his own job to a Chinese subcontractor and was spending all his work time playing around on the internet.

The firm's telecommunications supplier Verizon was called in after the company set up a basic VPN system with two-factor authentication so staff could work at home. The VPN traffic logs showed a regular series of logins to the company's main server from Shenyang, China, using the credentials of the firm's top programmer, "Bob".

"The company's IT personnel were sure that the issue had to do with some kind of zero day malware that was able to initiate VPN connections from Bob's desktop workstation via external proxy and then route that VPN traffic to China, only to be routed back to their concentrator," said Verizon. "Yes, it is a bit of a convoluted theory, and like most convoluted theories, an incorrect one."

After getting permission to study Bob's computer habits, Verizon investigators found that he had hired a software consultancy in Shenyang to do his programming work for him, and had FedExed them his two-factor authentication token so they could log into his account. He was paying them a fifth of his six-figure salary to do the work and spent the rest of his time on other activities.

The analysis of his workstation found hundreds of PDF invoices from the Chinese contractors and determined that Bob's typical work day consisted of:

9:00 a.m. – Arrive and surf Reddit for a couple of hours. Watch cat videos

11:30 a.m. – Take lunch

1:00 p.m. – Ebay time

2:00-ish p.m – Facebook updates, LinkedIn

4:30 p.m. – End-of-day update e-mail to management

5:00 p.m. – Go home

The scheme worked very well for Bob. In his performance assessments by the firm's human resources department, he was the firm's top coder for many quarters and was considered expert in C, C++, Perl, Java, Ruby, PHP, and Python.

Further investigation found that the enterprising Bob had actually taken jobs with other firms and had outsourced that work too, netting him hundreds of thousands of dollars in profit as well as lots of time to hang around on internet messaging boards and checking out the latest Detective Mittens video.

Bob is no longer employed by the firm.
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Re: Employee outsources own job to China, puts feet up at wo

Post by cronus » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:08 pm

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Post by Cormac » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:38 pm

klr wrote:Well, someone had to do it:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/16 ... job_china/
Security audit finds dev OUTSOURCED his JOB to China to goof off at work
Cunning scheme netted him 'best in company' awards


By Iain Thomson in San Francisco • Get more from this author
Posted in Business, 16th January 2013 01:29 GMT

A security audit of a US critical infrastructure company last year revealed that its star developer had outsourced his own job to a Chinese subcontractor and was spending all his work time playing around on the internet.

The firm's telecommunications supplier Verizon was called in after the company set up a basic VPN system with two-factor authentication so staff could work at home. The VPN traffic logs showed a regular series of logins to the company's main server from Shenyang, China, using the credentials of the firm's top programmer, "Bob".

"The company's IT personnel were sure that the issue had to do with some kind of zero day malware that was able to initiate VPN connections from Bob's desktop workstation via external proxy and then route that VPN traffic to China, only to be routed back to their concentrator," said Verizon. "Yes, it is a bit of a convoluted theory, and like most convoluted theories, an incorrect one."

After getting permission to study Bob's computer habits, Verizon investigators found that he had hired a software consultancy in Shenyang to do his programming work for him, and had FedExed them his two-factor authentication token so they could log into his account. He was paying them a fifth of his six-figure salary to do the work and spent the rest of his time on other activities.

The analysis of his workstation found hundreds of PDF invoices from the Chinese contractors and determined that Bob's typical work day consisted of:

9:00 a.m. – Arrive and surf Reddit for a couple of hours. Watch cat videos

11:30 a.m. – Take lunch

1:00 p.m. – Ebay time

2:00-ish p.m – Facebook updates, LinkedIn

4:30 p.m. – End-of-day update e-mail to management

5:00 p.m. – Go home

The scheme worked very well for Bob. In his performance assessments by the firm's human resources department, he was the firm's top coder for many quarters and was considered expert in C, C++, Perl, Java, Ruby, PHP, and Python.

Further investigation found that the enterprising Bob had actually taken jobs with other firms and had outsourced that work too, netting him hundreds of thousands of dollars in profit as well as lots of time to hang around on internet messaging boards and checking out the latest Detective Mittens video.

Bob is no longer employed by the firm.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:48 pm

:lol: I just read this a bit ago... now that's entrepreneurial spirit!
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Post by klr » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:35 pm

Some more titbits here, such as how much he "earned":

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693
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Post by Callan » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:46 pm

klr, I thought this was going to be a confessional thread...
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Post by klr » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:48 pm

Callan wrote:klr, I thought this was going to be a confessional thread...
:hehe:
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I'm so busy I need two computers. :levi:

Actually, there's a third one underneath the desk, and a fourth stacked up against the cubicle wall.

And a fifth a sixth in pieces.
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Post by Callan » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:53 pm

klr wrote:
Callan wrote:klr, I thought this was going to be a confessional thread...
:hehe:
:razzle:

I'm so busy I need two computers. :levi:
One for work and one for Ratz and porn...
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Post by Ayaan » Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:59 pm

I saw this article on my fb feed. Thought it was an Onion article at first glance. :hehe:
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Post by klr » Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:00 pm

Callan wrote:
klr wrote:
Callan wrote:klr, I thought this was going to be a confessional thread...
:hehe:
:razzle:

I'm so busy I need two computers. :levi:
One for work and one for Ratz and porn...
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Post by Pappa » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:33 pm

I've considered doing this myself.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:36 pm

Pappa wrote:I've considered doing this myself.
It'll cost you more because not only will you have to pay the Chinese worker, but now you have to give us all hush-money too. :read:
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:47 pm

Pappa wrote:I've considered doing this myself.
Wouldn't assimilating your employee's work and inserting it in the general structure/coordinating with other people in your company make for even more work?
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Post by Pappa » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Pappa wrote:I've considered doing this myself.
It'll cost you more because not only will you have to pay the Chinese worker, but now you have to give us all hush-money too. :read:
Although.... based on my experience working with our India team, I'm not sure it'd be worth the hassle. :shifty:
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Post by JimC » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:54 pm

I'd like to see a Chinese out-sourcing worker keep control of a Year 9 maths class on Friday afternoon!
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