Jodie Foster is gay!

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Re: Jodie Foster is gay!

Post by JimC » Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:52 pm

Animavore wrote:I turned her :smug:
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Re: Jodie Foster is gay!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:57 pm

JimC wrote:
Animavore wrote:I turned her :smug:
...off.
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Re: Jodie Foster is gay!

Post by tattuchu » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:51 pm

Animavore wrote:I turned her :smug:
And did her in the pooper? :awesome:

I love Jodie. She's so beautiful. And she seems very clever, which is appealing. She doesn't seem to age, does she? Anyway my favorite of her roles was as the mom in..um..in...uh...well I don't remember. But she was good in that.
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Post by Tero » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:02 pm



and on Ellen she says she had treats in her pants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcC78_ll ... 2543AAC330

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:17 pm

I luuuuurve Jodie. I'd go lesbo for her if she asked... :swoon:
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Post by Tero » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:31 pm

Oh, I hadn't thought of that. Yes, I would do whatever she told me. I used to love Valerie Bertinelli but at 50 Jodie beats her. At 50.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:37 pm

Tero wrote:Oh, I hadn't thought of that. Yes, I would do whatever she told me. I used to love Valerie Bertinelli but at 50 Jodie beats her. At 50.
Whatever she told you? That's not lesbo, that's submissive - there's a difference... :tea:

Now make me a sandwich, slave! :twisted:
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Post by Tero » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:46 pm

well, you can do your thing. I'll be submissive lesbo. I'll even go to parents' night with her brats.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:01 am

Tero wrote:well, you can do your thing. I'll be submissive lesbo. I'll even go to parents' night with her brats.
THat's cool. While you're gone, I'll fist her rigid! :biggrin:
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