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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:36 pm

I see the govt of Mali has asked for French help against Islamic insurgents. I bet the white flags are being dusted off in the Rue St-Dominique.
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Post by redunderthebed » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:40 pm

Considering these barbaric arsewipes are ransacking one of the great centre of ancient civilisation timbuktu because it doesn't fit into their crazy intepretation of islam i don't fucking blame them. :nono:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:41 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:I see the govt of Mali has asked for French help against Islamic insurgents. I bet the white flags are being dusted off in the Rue St-Dominique.
They could deploy le Force de Fap.
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Post by redunderthebed » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:44 pm

I think two world-wars kinda made people forget how in the couple hundred years before it the french kicked arse and took names generally speaking.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:45 pm

My entry in a "Greatest Naval Disasters" thread at JREF: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_navy
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Post by klr » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:51 pm

Thankfully, Mali is land-locked. :hehe:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:53 pm

klr wrote:Thankfully, Mali is land-locked. :hehe:
So if the French Navy. :bored:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:04 pm

Just reading about the French battleship Strasbourg, which was scuttled by the French, re-floated by the Italians, sunk by the Americans, re-floated by the French and then sold for scrap. Ha.

Any other warships re-floated more than once?
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:46 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:My entry in a "Greatest Naval Disasters" thread at JREF: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_navy
I take it "Texel" has been mentioned. :ask:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:48 pm

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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:My entry in a "Greatest Naval Disasters" thread at JREF: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_navy
I take it "Texel" has been mentioned. :ask:
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:15 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:I see the govt of Mali has asked for French help against Islamic insurgents. I bet the white flags are being dusted off in the Rue St-Dominique.
Actually, only Malian officers will be allowed to order surrenders, and unlike the Italians, we're not used to vehicles with more reverse than forward speeds.
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:16 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:I see the govt of Mali has asked for French help against Islamic insurgents. I bet the white flags are being dusted off in the Rue St-Dominique.
They could deploy le Force de Fap.
I hear the local women are indeed quite fapsome
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:17 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:I see the govt of Mali has asked for French help against Islamic insurgents. I bet the white flags are being dusted off in the Rue St-Dominique.
Actually, only Malian officers will be allowed to order surrenders, and unlike the Italians, we're not used to vehicles with more reverse than forward speeds.
I hear a French railway carriage has already been air-lifted to Bamako.
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Post by Jason » Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:48 pm

redunderthebed wrote:I think two world-wars kinda made people forget how in the couple hundred years before it the french kicked arse and took names generally speaking.
Besides the 100 year's war.. what are you talking about? Charlemagne? :lol:
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Post by aspire1670 » Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:54 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
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Clinton Huxley wrote:I see the govt of Mali has asked for French help against Islamic insurgents. I bet the white flags are being dusted off in the Rue St-Dominique.
Actually, only Malian officers will be allowed to order surrenders, and unlike the Italians, we're not used to vehicles with more reverse than forward speeds.
I hear a French railway carriage has already been air-lifted to Bamako.
As a bare minimum you should get your hearing checked.
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