Russia has a new boomer

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Russia has a new boomer

Post by Ian » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:49 pm

Russia's Navy accepted their first new-construction ballistic missile submarine (SSBN) since 1992 today, the Yury Dolgoruky.
http://rt.com/news/yury-dolgoruky-subma ... emony-678/

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Re: Russia has a new boomer

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:58 pm

Specs?

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Post by Callan » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:59 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Specs?
A periscope rather than spectacles, surely?

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:37 am

Any worrying concerns about Russia's increasing militarisation?
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Post by JimC » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:38 am

They are planning to invade China, I believe...
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Post by Cormac » Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:07 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Any worrying concerns about Russia's increasing militarisation?
Not as worried by that as by Putin and his deliberate stoking up of Russian Nationalism and Imperial dreams. He is a fascist totalitarian, and one of the greatest threats to the world at this time.
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Post by JimC » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:00 am

Cormac wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:Any worrying concerns about Russia's increasing militarisation?
Not as worried by that as by Putin and his deliberate stoking up of Russian Nationalism and Imperial dreams. He is a fascist totalitarian, and one of the greatest threats to the world at this time.
The two are linked, one would imagine...
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Post by Calilasseia » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:54 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Specs?
The Borei Class is fairly impressive. Now that the Russians have ironed out the bugs in the Bulava SLBM, it's pretty much comparable to the best in the West. The Bulava SLBM has a 9,000 Km range, which means it can hit targets over a fair amount of the USA without the submarine having to leave port, if the sub is stationed in the neighbourhood of Vladivostok or Sakhalin Island. Under the polar ice cap, it could probably hit anything in the USA with ease. In addition, the Bulava carries MaRV warheads - up to 10 of them - which, along with various decoys, makes the weapon a formidable one.

The sub itself is capable of 25 knots underwater, and, being nuclear powered, won't need refuelling for 10 years. The only limitation on endurance during a tour of duty is the same limitation that affects our subs - how much food can be carried for the crew. If they've found a way of extending that to, say, 120 days, instead of the 72 that's typical for an Ohio Class boat, then they've got something militarily useful.

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Post by surreptitious57 » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:15 am

Ha ha ha- I inadvertently read the title as Russia Has A New Boner
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Post by Tero » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:32 am

Now I won't have to start that.

One shoots missiles through ice caps? How much ice?

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:38 am

Cormac wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:Any worrying concerns about Russia's increasing militarisation?
Not as worried by that as by Putin and his deliberate stoking up of Russian Nationalism and Imperial dreams. He is a fascist totalitarian, and one of the greatest threats to the world at this time.
That's kind of what I meant too. They are going hand in hand.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:38 am

JimC wrote:
Cormac wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:Any worrying concerns about Russia's increasing militarisation?
Not as worried by that as by Putin and his deliberate stoking up of Russian Nationalism and Imperial dreams. He is a fascist totalitarian, and one of the greatest threats to the world at this time.
The two are linked, one would imagine...
Oi! That's what I just said.
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Post by JimC » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:04 am

rEvolutionist wrote:
JimC wrote:
Cormac wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:Any worrying concerns about Russia's increasing militarisation?
Not as worried by that as by Putin and his deliberate stoking up of Russian Nationalism and Imperial dreams. He is a fascist totalitarian, and one of the greatest threats to the world at this time.
The two are linked, one would imagine...
Oi! That's what I just said.
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Post by MrJonno » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:10 am

Given the recent Russian history of anything technical the sub is probably more of a danger to its own sailors than anyone else
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:11 am

It can't be any worse than our (Australia's) subs.
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