How many kids can you get in a Renault Clio?

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How many kids can you get in a Renault Clio?

Post by mistermack » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:54 pm

Seriously. Have a guesstimate.

Not for a record attempt. Just transporting them back from a burger bar.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:59 pm

Do they have to survive?
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Post by mistermack » Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:01 am

Of course.
Just like the Moon shot or Everest. It doesn't count unless they get back safely.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:03 am

mistermack wrote:Of course.
Just like the Moon shot or Everest. It doesn't count unless they get back safely.
Point out that your plates say "Apollo 13".
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Post by mistermack » Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:04 am

Come on, have a guess. I wouldn't have got anywhere near.
I should have said, by their teacher !!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:07 am

mistermack wrote:Come on, have a guess. I wouldn't have got anywhere near.
Okay, if the driver's unobstructed, three in the front seat, two stacked. Back seat, one wee lass on the rear deck, three seated and one or two on the seated pax. So, 9-10. That's 1,800-2000 pounds, about 900 kg. What the load limit on that model.
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Post by mistermack » Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:12 am

II would have said the same, or less. Specially as it was the TEACHER who was driving them.

The correct answer is 19 !!!!!!!!!!!! Honest !!!!!


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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:18 am

Those are kid kids. I was thinking college students.
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Post by mistermack » Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:24 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Those are kid kids. I was thinking college students.
I should have said little kids. But really, that makes it worse, not better.

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Post by Audley Strange » Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:24 am

I recall my physics teacher, once telling me that he was perpertually stunned at how stupid some people who were teachers actually were after two teachers in my school got into a fist fight in the corridors over another teacher they both wanted to or were fucking.

He also told me the world was run on bluff. Which may not be physics but it certainly explained a lot.
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Post by mistermack » Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:36 am

Audley Strange wrote:I recall my physics teacher, once telling me that he was perpertually stunned at how stupid some people who were teachers actually were after two teachers in my school got into a fist fight in the corridors over another teacher they both wanted to or were fucking.

He also told me the world was run on bluff. Which may not be physics but it certainly explained a lot.
I can't stop smiling when I think of it..
I keep trying to imagine what she was thinking when she got to fifteen. I mean, the clio really is a mini hatchback, like a polo.
She must have looked at all the arms and legs and thought " room for four more ".
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 03, 2013 12:52 am

Ahh, I see it was in South Africa. This makes more sense now..
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Post by laklak » Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:30 am

If you cremate them first at least a couple of thousand.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by JimC » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:50 am

Depends if they were running from the zombie of Jimmy Saville...
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Re: How many kids can you get in a Renault Clio?

Post by mistermack » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:51 pm

I think this woman is a genius.
Sometimes it takes someone special to think outside the box. This could be the start of a new olympic event.

If you downsized to babies, think how many you could eventually get, with a strict diet and fitness regime.
Am I mad, to think that fifty is impossible? If you dare to dream, maybe, one day........
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