The plan is to dig a series of holes to the centre of the earth (using shovels and sh#t like science) and then use the hot stuff released to power the earth into the sun.
The ATHEIST ARMAGEDDON - coming soon(ish)
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New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014
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Apparently there is a secret worldwide Atheist conspiracy
The plan is to dig a series of holes to the centre of the earth (using shovels and sh#t like science) and then use the hot stuff released to power the earth into the sun.
The ATHEIST ARMAGEDDON - coming soon(ish)
FACT.
The plan is to dig a series of holes to the centre of the earth (using shovels and sh#t like science) and then use the hot stuff released to power the earth into the sun.
The ATHEIST ARMAGEDDON - coming soon(ish)
FACT.
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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014
Good, that means the War on Christmas won't be needed after this coming year. I'll tell the troops the surge is on.
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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014
One day the world will indeed end. And if humans are still around it seems very likely someone will actually predict the right date.
Lucky him/her..
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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014
Alright, so Earth is a big balloon and we're going to poke a pinhole in it and direct it into the Sun...why, again? Shits and giggles? 
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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014
To stop all this arguing on Facebook.FBM wrote:Alright, so Earth is a big balloon and we're going to poke a pinhole in it and direct it into the Sun...why, again? Shits and giggles?
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Good cause. Sign me up.
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014
I posted a link on your page to the signup sheet.FBM wrote:Good cause. Sign me up.
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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014
It's a bit extreme, the US destroying the world a week before the Ryder Cup just to avoid more sporting embarrassment.
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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014
So then, first you will dig some holes with an angle at the surface end? To stop the earth spinning. Will take a few hundred years.The tides will be weird, so I hope you have a plan. Then you have to dig new holes on the side away from the sun.Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:Apparently there is a secret worldwide Atheist conspiracy
The plan is to dig a series of holes to the centre of the earth (using shovels and sh#t like science) and then use the hot stuff released to power the earth into the sun.
The ATHEIST ARMAGEDDON - coming soon(ish)
FACT.
Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014
This plan is full of holes. 
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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014
No, you use valves so that the eject is only released when the angle is favorable for that hole. I picture butterfly valves a few miles across.Tero wrote:So then, first you will dig some holes with an angle at the surface end? To stop the earth spinning. Will take a few hundred years.The tides will be weird, so I hope you have a plan. Then you have to dig new holes on the side away from the sun.Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:Apparently there is a secret worldwide Atheist conspiracy
The plan is to dig a series of holes to the centre of the earth (using shovels and sh#t like science) and then use the hot stuff released to power the earth into the sun.
The ATHEIST ARMAGEDDON - coming soon(ish)
FACT.
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I think you have it! Get to work!
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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014
Okay, first I need a bunch of flanges, each about four miles O.D. ...Tero wrote:I think you have it! Get to work!
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Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014
That sounds suspiciously like the plot from one of the Austin Powers movies. "Liquid hot mag-ma".Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:Apparently there is a secret worldwide Atheist conspiracy
The plan is to dig a series of holes to the centre of the earth (using shovels and sh#t like science) and then use the hot stuff released to power the earth into the sun.
The ATHEIST ARMAGEDDON - coming soon(ish)
FACT.
Re: New EOTW prediction - 19 Sept 2014
Sign me up please.
Which stone age deity is instructing us via the ravings of a flea-ridden and befuddled goat-herder?
Which stone age deity is instructing us via the ravings of a flea-ridden and befuddled goat-herder?
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