Gun control - a poll with a difference

[Red Celt]

Just to satisfy (or dismiss) a notion I've had for many years, I was wondering if Ratz members might take part in a poll - giving their position on the need for gun control. The slight twist to the poll is that the answer should be written on their penis. Probably best if the photographic results are posted in NSFW. And, for those who are a "grower not a shower" the penis should probably be erect.

If you don't have a penis, post your position on the need for gun control alongside a brief summary of your relationship with your father. If you don't want to provide too much detail, just write "Daddy Issues: Yes" or "Daddy Issues: No".

My guess is that the average penis size of gun-lovers is considerably smaller than the average penis size of those people who (whether they enjoy gun use or not) know that they need to be under stricter control.

I mean, basically, I'm a big fan of facts and (due to factual accuracy) it would be good to know if I'm being accurate when I next tell a gun nut that they're over-compensating for their tiny tiny cock.

Thanking thee.

[FBM]

I've owned guns since I was a kid. I'm very fond of them, but I don't love inanimate objects. I have an 8" dick and a corresponding lack of an urge to compensate as per pop pseudo-psychologogical, quasi-Freudian speculation. Photographic evidence upon request (to Red, I mean). Hope the data supports your preferred conclusion.

[FBM]

Also, mind if I move this to the Pub? It's not news or current events, is it?

[Tero]

Bacon. "Where's the beef?"

[amused]

The wide angle lens on my camera isn't wide angle enough to capture the full glory.

[Rum]

RC - you should be shot.

[Red Celt]

RC - you should be shot.

Wiiiith? If it involves bullets, I'm not interested. And no, I won't be giving a marked list on the spectrum of things that I might (or might not) be interested in being shot with.

I think I've spent too much time in Bella's company.

I used to be such an innocent...

[Red Celt]

RC - you should be shot.

Wiiiith? If it involves bullets, I'm not interested. And no, I won't be giving a marked list on the spectrum of things that I might (or might not) be interested in being shot with.

I think I've spent too much time in Bella's company.

I used to be such an innocent...

[Rum]

You should be shot twice.

[Bella Fortuna]

I think I've spent too much time in Bella's company.

I used to be such an innocent...