Catcher in the Rye and TKMockingbird out of American Schools

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Catcher in the Rye and TKMockingbird out of American Schools

Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:09 pm

Well, apparently, in order to pave the way for more non-fiction books, Catcher in the Rye and To Kill A Mockingbird are out. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/book ... culum.html

Well, I have no objection to Catcher in the Rye being eliminated, on general principle of suckage. Holden Caulfield is perhaps literature's biggest toolbag, and the story is pointless and sucks, and the ending is a big nothing and monumentally blows.

But, TKaM? Harper Lee's book is certainly a must read.

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Post by Animavore » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:11 pm

Never read it.
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Post by Pappa » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:16 pm

To Kill a Mockingbird is an exceptional book. Everyone should read it to their dog.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:17 pm

Animavore wrote:Never read it.
Don't fucking bother. But, one day you'll be talking to one of these Catcher in the Rye fans, or a Salinger fan in general. Salinger is the fucking worst. But, folks like to say they love him so they sound literary.

Fucking Franny and Zooey and the rest of the Glass family stories fucking suck hard. It's like Salinger just wanted to write overly literary incomprehensible pointless tripe and see how long he could keep critics ooing and ahhing, pretending that they "get" the bullshit. Fucking Perfect Day for Bananafish my ass.... Fuck You, JD Salinger!! :lay:

To Kill a Mockingbird, as Pappa said is exceptional. Atticus rules. :awesanta:

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Post by Animavore » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:19 pm

I can understand how TK Mockingbird would resonate with people from Britain and America, two countries dripping with white guilt, but as an Irish person, whose people never harmed anyone except the odd occupational force, I'm not sure it would have the same resonance.

Well, maybe I might feel a special empathy with the black guy to a degree you lot may fully understand.
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Post by Pappa » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:22 pm

I read Catcher in the Rye and didn't see what the fuss was about at all. It a book about nothing much. It's not even a good "nothing much". If you want a really good "nothing much" book, read Less Than Zero by Brett Easton Ellis.

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Post by Animavore » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:27 pm

Never read Catcher in the Rye either. I thought I did for ages but then I realised I was getting mixed up with Of Mice and Men for some reason :?
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Post by Seabass » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:38 pm

Catcher in the Rye is about a cynical teen douchebag who hates everyone. Yawn.

They should replace Catcher in the Rye with Ham on Rye. It is also about cynical, teen douchebag who hates everyone, but at least it was funny.

They really should keep Mockingbird though. :nono:
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Post by Animavore » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:40 pm

I just realised Coito thought I meant Catcher in the Rye when I said 'never read it' (a direct response to the last line of his OP) the first time :hehe:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:44 pm

Animavore wrote:Never read it.
Never wanted to read it.
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Post by amused » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:45 pm

I grew up in Louisiana at a time when To Kill a Mockingbird was either banned or simply not tolerated. I read it much later in life and enjoyed it as an adult. It's very well written and should be required reading for anyone who wants to be 'well read'. I particularly like the structure of the story whereby the end comes right back to the beginning. I know that's a common joy in readers, so label me common, I don't care.

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Post by Animavore » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:56 pm

:o You're like - old.

I always thought you was a young fella.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:20 pm

Really, everything one needs to know is in Enid Blyton.
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Post by klr » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:33 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Really, everything one needs to know is in Enid Blyton.
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