Obama tells Texas to bugger off.

[mistermack]

Oh right.
So Prince Albert was Scottish then? I seem to remember him being nicknamed jock.
And Victoria wasn't nine tenths German after all?
And Prince Phillip isn't Greek?

It's all becoming clear now. Just needs a bit of scotch logic.
And a bottle of scotch, to help with the reasoning.

[ronmcd]

Oh right.
So Prince Albert was Scottish then? I seem to remember him being nicknamed jock.
And Victoria wasn't nine tenths German after all?
And Prince Phillip isn't Greek?

You are confused and frankly ranting like a loon. If you have problems with the ethnicity of the modern Monarchy, thats your bigotry cross to bear, not mine or the problem of people in Scotland. The point is the monarch is not Englands, if Scotland becomes independent the Queen will still be the Queen of Scots.

It's not a problem.

[Twoflower]

How has this turned into another Scottish independence thread??? FFS stay in your own threads that were made about Scottish independence and leave the not serious threads alone! Not everyone on this forum cares if Scotland becomes independent or not and reading about it in non relevant threads is really annoying.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Derail splitter?

[Twoflower]

Not a bad idea.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Not a bad idea.

[ronmcd]

How has this turned into another Scottish independence thread??? FFS stay in your own threads that were made about Scottish independence and leave the not serious threads alone! Not everyone on this forum cares if Scotland becomes independent or not and reading about it in non relevant threads is really annoying.

I agree.

[mistermack]

How has this turned into another Scottish independence thread??? FFS stay in your own threads that were made about Scottish independence and leave the not serious threads alone! Not everyone on this forum cares if Scotland becomes independent or not and reading about it in non relevant threads is really annoying.

It is relevant, because I have information that the Scottish Nationalists are planning to invade Texas, just as soon as both are independant. They want the oil cans.

This is just the first mickle in a gigantic muckle.

You wait and see.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

There once were two cats of Kilkenny
Each thought there was one cat too many
So they fought and they fit
And they scratched and they bit
'Til (excepting their nails
And the tips of their tails)
Instead of two cats there weren't any!

[amused]

Everybody knows that the internets and all forums onnit are American-centric. Scotland can fuck off.

[Twoflower]

Damn straight Skippy!

[Jason]

Quebec is rumbling 'separatist' again. I say let em go. They'll take their sizeable share of the national debt with them, we won't subsidize their money-losing hydroelectric plants any more or pay for the welfare %40 of their population is on, and we won't have to have signs across the country in both fucking languages (why in the bloody fucking hell do I have to deal with bilingualism all the way on the other side of the fucking country?). I'll get dual citizenship anyhow, so go ahead and fuck off Frenchies.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Quebec is rumbling 'separatist' again. I say let em go. They'll take their sizeable share of the national debt with them, we won't subsidize their money-losing hydroelectric plants any more or pay for the welfare %40 of their population is on, and we won't have to have signs across the country in both fucking languages (why in the bloody fucking hell do I have to deal with bilingualism all the way on the other side of the fucking country?). I'll get dual citizenship anyhow, so go ahead and fuck off Frenchies.

All we want is the Pacific coast and the Maritimes. You can keep the middle. We'll buy your wheat, of course.

[Jason]

I think they want to join France, or become a sovereign nation.. who knows what they want? They're French.

[mistermack]

I think they want to join France, or become a sovereign nation.. who knows what they want? They're French.

Do you mind? Derailing this thread?
It's supposed to be about Scotland, don't forget !!