Israel and Palestine : The no state solution

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Israel and Palestine : The no state solution

Post by mistermack » Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:26 pm

Israel bombs Iran's nuclear sites.
Iran nukes Israel with a nuke nobody knew they had, supplied by Russia secretly.
Israel nukes Iran.
Russia nukes what's left of Israel.
America nukes Russia.
Russia and China nuke America.
Britain nukes Argentina, because we felt left out.
Italy retreats.
France surrenders to the Germans.
Scotland suddenly disappears altogether,
and Iceland cuts a trawler's nets.

Peace is restored.
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Re: Israel and Palestine : The no state solution

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:29 pm

Sounds like a solution!

And us Aussies and Kiwis live happily ever after down here - out of mind out of sight... :)
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