Prepare to weep.

[SteveB]

Ironic hip-hop gangster, of course! Thank you, Pord!

[Drewish]

I am dying of laughter, like a clown that goes hunting and dies of laughter.

[Jason]

I am dying of laughter, like a clown that goes hunting and dies of laughter.

Now that's comedy. Today's kids could learn from the Drewish.

[charlou]

I am dying of laughter, like a clown that goes hunting and dies of laughter.

[Jason]

Ironic hip-hop gangster, of course! Thank you, Pord!

Yes. That's like something that's almost something, but is almost something.

It's 'losing touch' humour. When you're old enough to be irritated by what's 'hip', but young enough to be self-deprecating in a humorous way about how you're losing touch by ironically referencing stuff that was cool when you were 'hip', you'll understand.

[JimC]

Who gives a shit?

Can they solve quadratic equations, that's the important point...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Who gives a shit?

Can they solve quadratic equations, that's the important point...

Dey no need speaka mo bettah Engrish, ja man!

[pErvinalia]

There's some good stuff in those. I tried on that style of writing from time to time after reading Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy. In fact, Pord should appreciate this one, paraphrased from there: "It hung in the sky much the same way a brick doesn't".