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Xamonas Chegwé
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- About me: I have prehensile eyebrows.
I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak.
When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse.
- Location: Nottingham UK
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:05 am
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing 
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Wumbologist
- I want a do-over
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by Wumbologist » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:50 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:why the fuck didn't they call a fucking ambulance when the bitch fucked it up?
I don't think that'd be a very fun call to get.
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SteveB
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- About me: The more you change the less you feel
- Location: Potsville, BC, Canada
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by SteveB » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:53 am
Who's Lord P?
Twit, twat,
twaddle.
hadespussercats wrote:I've been de-sigged!
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pErvinalia
- On the good stuff
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- About me: Spelling 'were' 'where'
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by pErvinalia » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:56 am
Lord Penis.
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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Audley Strange
- "I blame the victim"
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by Audley Strange » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:28 am
Hey they've made a start, what are you whining about?
Honestly though, it's appalling, unsurprising and about right for our level of civilisation. We were just born too soon unfortunately.
"What started as a legitimate effort by the townspeople of Salem to identify, capture and kill those who did Satan's bidding quickly deteriorated into a witch hunt" Army Man
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Jesus_of_Nazareth
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by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:09 pm
and it will probably be only manslaughter for the woman doing the cutting and a slap on the wrist for the parents.
"I didn't mean to" (aka too thick to think)..........grrrrr.
Get me to a Nunnery
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