Who owns the centre of the Earth?

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Re: Who owns the centre of the Earth?

Post by Red Celt » Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:16 pm

Scrumple wrote:There must be one country closer than any other because of the geometry so which country is closest? any one done the calculations? :coffee:
Whichever country has landmass closest to either of the two poles: Greenland or Chile.
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Post by Cormac » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:01 pm

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Re: Who owns the centre of the Earth?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:17 pm

Red Celt wrote:
Scrumple wrote:There must be one country closer than any other because of the geometry so which country is closest? any one done the calculations? :coffee:
Whichever country has landmass closest to either of the two poles: Greenland or Chile.
You forget the Nazi's antarctic base. They claimed Antarctica in 1956.
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Re: Who owns the centre of the Earth?

Post by Red Celt » Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:05 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Red Celt wrote:
Scrumple wrote:There must be one country closer than any other because of the geometry so which country is closest? any one done the calculations? :coffee:
Whichever country has landmass closest to either of the two poles: Greenland or Chile.
You forget the Nazi's antarctic base. They claimed Antarctica in 1956.
Damned Nazis. Just couldn't leave the Poles alone...
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Re: Who owns the centre of the Earth?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:07 pm

Red Celt wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Red Celt wrote:
Scrumple wrote:There must be one country closer than any other because of the geometry so which country is closest? any one done the calculations? :coffee:
Whichever country has landmass closest to either of the two poles: Greenland or Chile.
You forget the Nazi's antarctic base. They claimed Antarctica in 1956.
Damned Nazis. Just couldn't leave the Poles alone...
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Re: Who owns the centre of the Earth?

Post by mistermack » Fri Nov 30, 2012 12:09 am

Pappa wrote:The centre of the earth is a point. It has no spatial dimensions. Who cares who owns an infinitely small thing.
You mean an infinitely small NOthing.

So nobody don't own nuffink. Not a lot of people know that.
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Re: Who owns the centre of the Earth?

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Re: Who owns the centre of the Earth?

Post by Pappa » Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:41 pm

This thread is so Earth-centric.
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Re: Who owns the centre of the Earth?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:22 pm

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:26 pm

A message just in from the Silurian commander: Dear Earth, all your bowels are belong to us. :tea:
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Re: Who owns the centre of the Earth?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:36 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:A message just in from the Silurian commander: Dear Earth, all your bowels are belong to us. :tea:
I hope they don't mind that mine are rotten.
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Re: Who owns the centre of the Earth?

Post by mistermack » Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:38 am

The person who DOES own the centre of the Earth is owed a lot of rent.

Because we're all sitting on it.

I've been authorised to collect it and forward it on. It's ten pounds each, if you send it to me now, or a thousand, if I have to come and get it. So best get that money in the post now.
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