Particle man got caught with some white powder

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Particle man got caught with some white powder

Post by cronus » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:36 pm

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 40525.html

'Honey trap' professor gets five years in Argentinian jail

She is the internet phenomenon, a Czech-born swimwear model whose website commands a million clicks a month from male admirers around the globe. He was one of them – a 68-year-old British academic, originally from Kidderminster, who for 11 love-struck weeks believed he was courting on-line the former Miss Bikini World, Denise Milani, and was about to start a new life with her in South America.

Yesterday however, Professor Paul Frampton was sentenced to nearly five years in a notoriously tough Argentinian jail after being found guilty of drug trafficking by a Buenos Aires court – the victim, he claimed, of an elaborate international honey trap set by gangsters pretending to be Miss Milani.

The Oxford-educated particle phenomenologist insisted he was tricked into trafficking a consignment of cocaine after he was stopped in January at Ezeiza International Airport trying to board a plane to Peru.

Professor Frampton, described by his 71-year-old ex-wife as a “naive fool”, said he had been lured into travelling to South America by criminals posing as the amply-proportioned fitness trainer who claims to be the most searched-for model on the internet.

In a newspaper interview after his arrest, Professor Frampton, holder of a double first from Brasenose College, claimed he had been duped by a sophisticated sting operation. “Perhaps I should have realised earlier but the fraudster was very good and very intelligent.” He added: “For 11 weeks I thought I was chatting with an attractive woman.”

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Re: Particle man got caught with some white powder

Post by FBM » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:39 pm

A phenomenologist...fooled by appearances. :fp:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:41 pm

Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
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Re: Particle man got caught with some white powder

Post by cronus » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:44 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
They might be giants in a Argentinian prison.... :dunno:
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Re: Particle man got caught with some white powder

Post by Jason » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:04 pm

Why would gangsters setup a honey trap to catch drug traffickers??

This guy clearly was breaking the cardinal rule 'no sampling the product'.

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Re: Particle man got caught with some white powder

Post by Warren Dew » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:05 pm

Scrumple wrote:
Professor Frampton, described by his 71-year-old ex-wife as a “naive fool”, said he had been lured into travelling to South America by criminals posing as the amply-proportioned fitness trainer who claims to be the most searched-for model on the internet.
Sounds like she'll be an excellent character witness to back up his stupidity defense!

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Re: Particle man got caught with some white powder

Post by Cormac » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:33 pm

Holy shit.
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!


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