Women Duped Into Shreks

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Women Duped Into Shreks

Post by cronus » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:00 am

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/law/article3604335.ece

Met tries to hide claims by women ‘duped into sex’ by undercover police

Scotland Yard is making a controversial bid for secrecy over legal claims by female activists who say that they were tricked into sexual relationships with undercover officers.
The Metropolitan Police was accused yesterday of trying to “hide its dirty laundry” with an attempt to move the groundbreaking and potentially embarrassing court claims into a little-known and highly secretive tribunal.

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Post by JimC » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:32 am

The bonking squad strikes again!
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Post by cronus » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:50 am

JimC wrote:The bonking squad strikes again!
Apparently he was loaded in comparison with the average eco-warrior but the women failed to ask where he got his readies at the time. :coffee:
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Post by HomerJay » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:53 am

I think it's called Going Deep.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:23 pm

Sounds like a dopey lawsuit. They had consensual sex with undercover cops, and now they're upset? LOL.

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Post by cronus » Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:40 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:Sounds like a dopey lawsuit. They had consensual sex with undercover cops, and now they're upset? LOL.
The guy must have thought he was James Bond-lite going through that many. :coffee:
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Post by mistermack » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:28 pm

Scrumple wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:Sounds like a dopey lawsuit. They had consensual sex with undercover cops, and now they're upset? LOL.
The guy must have thought he was James Bond-lite going through that many. :coffee:
No, no.
It's all part of the service. I would like to know what the one man is claiming for though.
Perhaps he's the husband or boyfriend of one of the women? Or was he duped and shagged by a policewoman?

Another monumental cock-up by the Met, I guess.
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Post by Drewish » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:32 pm

Wait... this:

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is the guy?
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Post by Drewish » Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:41 pm

Clearly it's very easy to get ass if you go hard core lefty. Lots of lonely stupid women there.
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Post by Cormac » Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:50 pm

This may have been a dream assignment or a nightmare.

I know a guy who used to be an Operations Manager in a potato starch factory in the Baltics. As the USSR was a (so-called) centrally planned economy, to get their raw material supply, he had to go to Moscow and make the request of a Commissar. In his unfortunate case it was an older, rather unpleasant lady of dubious hygiene. She required sexual favours in order to provide the supply.

No supply, no work. No work, no money. No money, all the families dependent on the factory would go hungry.

He had to do it. The experience still sickened him years later...
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Re: Women Duped Into Shreks

Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:47 pm

Cormac wrote:This may have been a dream assignment or a nightmare.

I know a guy who used to be an Operations Manager in a potato starch factory in the Baltics. As the USSR was a (so-called) centrally planned economy, to get their raw material supply, he had to go to Moscow and make the request of a Commissar. In his unfortunate case it was an older, rather unpleasant lady of dubious hygiene. She required sexual favours in order to provide the supply.

No supply, no work. No work, no money. No money, all the families dependent on the factory would go hungry.

He had to do it. The experience still sickened him years later...

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Post by mistermack » Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:57 pm

Cormac wrote:This may have been a dream assignment or a nightmare.

I know a guy who used to be an Operations Manager in a potato starch factory in the Baltics. As the USSR was a (so-called) centrally planned economy, to get their raw material supply, he had to go to Moscow and make the request of a Commissar. In his unfortunate case it was an older, rather unpleasant lady of dubious hygiene. She required sexual favours in order to provide the supply.

No supply, no work. No work, no money. No money, all the families dependent on the factory would go hungry.

He had to do it. The experience still sickened him years later...
Hmm.
If his cock went hard, it can't have been too bad.
It's not like he had to take it up the ass.
Now that WOULD get my sympathy.
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Re: Women Duped Into Shreks

Post by MrJonno » Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:19 pm

Lying to get into bed isnt a crime (in fact its generally how the human race manages to continue) but is a public official doing so (without threat) legal?

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Re: Women Duped Into Shreks

Post by Svartalf » Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:42 pm

mistermack wrote:
Cormac wrote:This may have been a dream assignment or a nightmare.

I know a guy who used to be an Operations Manager in a potato starch factory in the Baltics. As the USSR was a (so-called) centrally planned economy, to get their raw material supply, he had to go to Moscow and make the request of a Commissar. In his unfortunate case it was an older, rather unpleasant lady of dubious hygiene. She required sexual favours in order to provide the supply.

No supply, no work. No work, no money. No money, all the families dependent on the factory would go hungry.

He had to do it. The experience still sickened him years later...
Hmm.
If his cock went hard, it can't have been too bad.
It's not like he had to take it up the ass.
Now that WOULD get my sympathy.
Maybe he had to muffdive into a deeply unwashed place... no need to get stiff.
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