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Post by Wumbologist » Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:36 am

When I have a bronze statue of myself commissioned, I'm sure as shit not picking a sculptor who'll put me in a pose where I look like a shiftless moron with my hands in my ill-fitting suit's pockets.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:48 am

Wumbologist wrote:When I have a bronze statue of myself commissioned, I'm sure as shit not picking a sculptor who'll put me in a pose where I look like a shiftless moron with my hands in my ill-fitting suit's pockets.
And dropping a few hundred pounds would be more impressive too.
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:46 am

Could I commission an architect to design a library in my likeness?
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Post by laklak » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:14 pm

I'm having this done in bronze, I think it's a good likeness.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:28 pm

In that case I'll do this one...

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Post by laklak » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:59 pm

A study for a statue of my ex, i withdrew financing when we divorced.

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Post by mistermack » Sat Nov 03, 2012 4:31 pm

Another way that Brits are superior. Nobody in Britain would put up a bronze of themselves outside their house.

I have to admit though, it's mainly because it wouldn't remain there a single night, without getting nicked, and melted down for scrap.
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Post by Jason » Sat Nov 03, 2012 4:40 pm

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Nov 03, 2012 5:47 pm

PordFrefect wrote:If you could afford to have a bronze statue of yourself installed outside the gated entrance to your home wouldn't you?
I'd erect a 20' bronze of my arse and bollock on the front lawn. :demon:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Nov 03, 2012 5:51 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:
PordFrefect wrote:If you could afford to have a bronze statue of yourself installed outside the gated entrance to your home wouldn't you?
I'd erect a 20' bronze of my arse and bollock on the front lawn. :demon:
Singular?! :cry:
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Re: Class With A Capital K

Post by charlou » Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:37 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:In that case I'll do this one...

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:46 pm

:hehe:

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Re: Class With A Capital K

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:37 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:
PordFrefect wrote:If you could afford to have a bronze statue of yourself installed outside the gated entrance to your home wouldn't you?
I'd erect a 20' bronze of my arse and bollock on the front lawn. :demon:
Singular?! :cry:
:fp: :lay:

Better get details like that right when I commission it... :?
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Re: Class With A Capital K

Post by JimC » Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:40 am

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:
PordFrefect wrote:If you could afford to have a bronze statue of yourself installed outside the gated entrance to your home wouldn't you?
I'd erect a 20' bronze of my arse and bollock on the front lawn. :demon:
Singular?! :cry:
:fp: :lay:

Better get details like that right when I commission it... :?
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