Ah, modern romance got nothin' on the auld classics...LouFCD wrote:Of course I did. Bella, you know I'd follow you anywhere. Well, except where you are, because that's really far. But if you were down the block, I would. I would follow you even further down the block. Maybe even to the next block. And then you'd call the cops and we could be like Romeo and Juliette, forever separated by a restraining order and steel bars. And possibly a straight jacket. How romantic!Bella Fortuna wrote:You loved it!LouFCD wrote:Never assume. Bella drug me here, kicking and screaming.Ian wrote:Hello Lou!
No doubt Bella gave you plenty of warning about this place and everyone in it. I assume you've come of your own free will.
Not to worry, though, I kicked her back.
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So it would seem, but I got lost in the elevator. It was 8 seconds of terror.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I see you've been here all along, and are only now realizing this.
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That is indeed, what she said.Bella Fortuna wrote:Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I see you've been here all along, and are only now realizing this.Quite. I knew he'd fit in.
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I can sympathize. I was trapped on an escalator during a power outage once. Three days of hell.LouFCD wrote:So it would seem, but I got lost in the elevator. It was 8 seconds of terror.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I see you've been here all along, and are only now realizing this.
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Oh, I hope you didn't have to eat your escalator-mates. Or have them offer you coffee.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I can sympathize. I was trapped on an escalator during a power outage once. Three days of hell.LouFCD wrote:So it would seem, but I got lost in the elevator. It was 8 seconds of terror.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I see you've been here all along, and are only now realizing this.
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I ate the lady in the leopard print toreador pants. She didn't mind.LouFCD wrote:Oh, I hope you didn't have to eat your escalator-mates. Or have them offer you coffee.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I can sympathize. I was trapped on an escalator during a power outage once. Three days of hell.LouFCD wrote:So it would seem, but I got lost in the elevator. It was 8 seconds of terror.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I see you've been here all along, and are only now realizing this.
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I"m sure she squealed for joy (if you did it right, and I presume you did).Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I ate the lady in the leopard print toreador pants. She didn't mind.LouFCD wrote:Oh, I hope you didn't have to eat your escalator-mates. Or have them offer you coffee.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I can sympathize. I was trapped on an escalator during a power outage once. Three days of hell.LouFCD wrote:So it would seem, but I got lost in the elevator. It was 8 seconds of terror.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I see you've been here all along, and are only now realizing this.
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Hello LouFCD. Welcome to monkey hell.
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Hello, Audley Strange. Can you tell me who is the official spanker? I mean, if a monkey is bad enough to go to hell, it seems like it should get spanked.Audley Strange wrote:Hello LouFCD. Welcome to monkey hell.
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FCD? It took me a year to figure out FBM.
I even knew his name before that....
If it was FTD...
I even knew his name before that....
If it was FTD...
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Greetings! welcome! How do you do? 
We'll have to inspect your cheese, it won't take a moment...
We'll have to inspect your cheese, it won't take a moment...
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Fuckin' Cool Dude?Tero wrote:FCD? It took me a year to figure out FBM.
I even knew his name before that....
If it was FTD...
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Yah, what is FBM? Female Bum Mutilation? 
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