
Poor wee Jimmy Krankie.

Jeepers! The wee Krankie has a very big, (if rather oddly shaped and sickly coloured), well, ..., er, ... Krank!devogue wrote:
Poor wee Jimmy Krankie.
More likely a joke about pooh pooh.JimC wrote:Jimmy just told a funny joke about republicans...
mistermack wrote:More likely a joke about pooh pooh.JimC wrote:Jimmy just told a funny joke about republicans...
Charlie ain't got the brains for political stuff. Actually, he ain't even got the brains to use a toothbrush.
He's got a man who does it for him.
Today's update:John_fi_Skye wrote:You're as cynical as I am, Mr Mack. That was exactly my thinking. There's a line in a Scottish song about the oil industry, "....an awfy smell o money", and that was what started going through my head as soon as this blew up. And the family, who originally said, "lay off - he's not long dead", are now saying how sympathetic they are to everybody, in the hope that it'll diminish the amount of cash that the courts direct away out of his estate.mistermack wrote:While I never liked Jimmy Savile, there's something very fishy about all these claims.
Not one single official claim while he's alive, and yet forty or fifty now he's dead. ( having coincidentally left millions in his estate ).
If I was a girl who had EVER been around Jimmy Savile, I would now be telling of horrendous abuse. I like the smell of money just as much as the next girl.
How strange, nobody complained when he was alive. He must have had super powers.
Doubtless, there will be people who've been damaged by what Savile did, but I don't know how the courts will differentiate between them and those who just smell compensation. And if the losers end up being people who have to wait even longer for surgery because NHS budgets are hit by punitive damages, I shall think that stinks.
I see a certain resemblance to those annoying PPI adverts, and to those equally annoying adverts by ambulance-chasing law firms ...mistermack wrote:Have YOU ever been in a room with Jimmy Savile? Do YOU like money as much as the rest of the lying bitches?
Then call Macky and Macky on 0100 100 and we'll take you to the fuckin cleaners.
Remember, you pay us nothing, as we negotioate a gigantic fee as costs from the other side, leaving you with fuck-all. But then again, that's exactly what you deserve.
Remember, you owe it to yourself, for what you ( wink wink ) went through !!
Oh yes, I heard about that one a couple of days ago.
Exactly. There's no real point to the joke otherwise. Who screens these comments before they get read out?Audley Strange wrote:They knew, there's no way they didn't know, that's far too obvious.
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