The case has been solved !!.
They haven't found the missing mines, but it's been alleged that this is another crime of wickedness performed by the late Jimmy Savile.
It was pointed out that he was dead when the theft took place, but he has reportedly been continuing to abuse dozens of children as young as three, since he died, so stealing a load of land-mines is nothing to him.
The reason that this might be possible is that he has apparently been kicked out of heaven, after the pope intervened personally. The devil didn't want him either, so he may have been given a new identity and returned to Earth to continue his vile crimes.
It was obvious, really.
Anti-tank mines stolen in Cumbria
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While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Why the fuck would the British Army need anti-tank mines in Afghanistan - the Taliban ain't got no tanks...
Anti-personnel or Claymore mines for base security, sure...
Anti-personnel or Claymore mines for base security, sure...
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They apparently use them for blowing up bridges and buildings !!JimC wrote:Why the fuck would the British Army need anti-tank mines in Afghanistan - the Taliban ain't got no tanks...
Anti-personnel or Claymore mines for base security, sure...
What the hell they are doing that for, I can't imagine. There is obviously stuff going on there that we haven't been told about.
How you win hearts and minds by blowing up bridges and buildings escapes me right now.
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The fog of war. Them munitions are probably making their way to Downing Street ready for Nov 5th, but who is involved rather than a motive is the question?mistermack wrote:They apparently use them for blowing up bridges and buildings !!JimC wrote:Why the fuck would the British Army need anti-tank mines in Afghanistan - the Taliban ain't got no tanks...
Anti-personnel or Claymore mines for base security, sure...
What the hell they are doing that for, I can't imagine. There is obviously stuff going on there that we haven't been told about.
How you win hearts and minds by blowing up bridges and buildings escapes me right now.

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Re: Anti-tank mines stolen in Cumbria
JimC wrote:Why the fuck would the British Army need anti-tank mines in Afghanistan - the Taliban ain't got no tanks...
Anti-personnel or Claymore mines for base security, sure...


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