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by Cormac » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:57 pm
Pensioner wrote:Cormac wrote:Pensioner wrote:devogue wrote:Cormac wrote:
Thank goodness!
Just think Pen - clean clothes!
He's 94 - they'll stink of piss and stale biscuits within 15 minutes.
I might smell of piss, but at least I’m not Irish.
Ah Dev. We'll make you an honorary one. You are as grumpy as us, so you might as well join us.
Fuck off I would rather smell of piss.
Yep. You too can smell like the front row of "Live at Three".
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!
Wanna buy some pegs Dave, I've got some pegs here...
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by Svartalf » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:59 pm
Pensioner wrote:Svartalf wrote:Why balk when you can have both?
Someone who lives in france trying to give me advise, you can fuck off as well.
I do that regularly, thank you, like a brit can advise a Frenchman on depravity
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by laklak » Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:56 pm
I hire inferiors to perform mundane household chores. My time is spent at the races and gaming tables, as befitting a gentleman of leisure.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by Jason » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:10 pm
I would vote that my washing machine privileges be reinstated.
Democracy YAY!
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by hadespussercats » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:16 pm
PordFrefect wrote:I would vote that my washing machine privileges be reinstated.
Democracy YAY!
/thread.
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by Pensioner » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:05 pm
hadespussercats wrote:PordFrefect wrote:I would vote that my washing machine privileges be reinstated.
Democracy YAY!
/thread.
Whut?
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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by klr » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:56 pm
Cormac wrote:
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Yep. You too can smell like the front row of "Live at Three".
Why do they call it
Live at Three?
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by SteveB » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:04 pm
PordFrefect wrote:I would vote that my washing machine privileges be reinstated.
Democracy YAY!
I gotta ask...WTF is your avatar?!
Cuz it looks like a rope coming out of someone's bum!
Twit, twat,
twaddle.
hadespussercats wrote:I've been de-sigged!
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by hadespussercats » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:36 pm
Pensioner wrote:hadespussercats wrote:PordFrefect wrote:I would vote that my washing machine privileges be reinstated.
Democracy YAY!
/thread.
Whut?
I thought Pord came up with the best answer. So I called for the end of the thread.
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by Cormac » Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:57 pm
klr wrote:Cormac wrote:
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Yep. You too can smell like the front row of "Live at Three".
Why do they call it
Live at Three?
Well,
they don't really anymore.
I think that programme ended in around '98. (If not before).
It is only old-timers like you and me that get the joke.
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by Jason » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:11 am
Nibbler wrote:PordFrefect wrote:I would vote that my washing machine privileges be reinstated.
Democracy YAY!
I gotta ask...WTF is your avatar?!
Cuz it looks like a rope coming out of someone's bum!
It's whatever your imagination wants it to be!
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by hadespussercats » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:24 am
PordFrefect wrote:Nibbler wrote:PordFrefect wrote:I would vote that my washing machine privileges be reinstated.
Democracy YAY!
I gotta ask...WTF is your avatar?!
Cuz it looks like a rope coming out of someone's bum!
It's whatever your imagination wants it to be!
I've always wanted an armpit belfry.
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by SteveB » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:33 am
PordFrefect wrote:Nibbler wrote:PordFrefect wrote:I would vote that my washing machine privileges be reinstated.
Democracy YAY!
I gotta ask...WTF is your avatar?!
Cuz it looks like a rope coming out of someone's bum!
It's whatever your imagination wants it to be!
That's not how reality works!
Twit, twat,
twaddle.
hadespussercats wrote:I've been de-sigged!
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by Mysturji » Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:35 pm
PordFrefect wrote:Nibbler wrote:PordFrefect wrote:I would vote that my washing machine privileges be reinstated.
Democracy YAY!
I gotta ask...WTF is your avatar?!
Cuz it looks like a rope coming out of someone's bum!
It's whatever your imagination wants it to be!
Wait till you see the beads! (ouch!)
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