Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

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Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?"

Washing Machine
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59%
Vote
4
24%
Le fromage d'amour
2
12%
Le con de bac avec petit botties
1
6%
 
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by klr » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:37 pm

Cormac wrote: ...
As I would usually have cooked it, I often avoided the washing up.

But yes, I have!

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Ah yes, cooking ... I leave that to other people.

Sometimes I wouldn't have any choice. Our eldest brother is like the antichrist when he's cooking. :hk:
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by devogue » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:38 pm

Cormac wrote:
Pensioner wrote:Voting for the two main parties in the UK is like choosing between Syphilis and Smallpox, so I will choose the washing machine. :lay:
Thank goodness!

Just think Pen - clean clothes!
He's 94 - they'll stink of piss and stale biscuits within 15 minutes. :hehe:
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by Cormac » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:40 pm

devogue wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Pensioner wrote:Voting for the two main parties in the UK is like choosing between Syphilis and Smallpox, so I will choose the washing machine. :lay:
Thank goodness!

Just think Pen - clean clothes!
He's 94 - they'll stink of piss and stale biscuits within 15 minutes. :hehe:

Ah, but 15 minutes of luxury that he could have heretofore have only dreamed about...


...as he probably can't remember having experienced it...


... which is a blessing really...
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by klr » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:43 pm

Do you guys need reminding that Pen once drove a tank? A very big one at that. :lol:
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by devogue » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:48 pm

klr wrote:Do you guys need reminding that Pen once drove a tank? A very big one at that. :lol:
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by klr » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:51 pm

:coffeespray:

But Pen's real set of wheels (and tracks) was no joke:

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... now, back to washing machines.
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by hadespussercats » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:33 am

^^^^^ Give me one of those I wouldn't need a ballot.
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by SteveB » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:37 am

Here's a toughie now...washing machine or war machine?
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by Cormac » Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:58 am

klr wrote::coffeespray:

But Pen's real set of wheels (and tracks) was no joke:

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... now, back to washing machines.

If only he didn't habitually leave it down at the Asda car park, while taking the 16b home...
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by Pensioner » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:00 pm

devogue wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Pensioner wrote:Voting for the two main parties in the UK is like choosing between Syphilis and Smallpox, so I will choose the washing machine. :lay:
Thank goodness!

Just think Pen - clean clothes!
He's 94 - they'll stink of piss and stale biscuits within 15 minutes. :hehe:
I might smell of piss, but at least I’m not Irish. :x
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by Mysturji » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:05 pm

They should make everyone make this choice for real.
Sort the wheat from the chaff.
With all the lazy dumbshit arsewipes sitting a home with they're washing machines while everyone else is voting, we might even manage not to vote in a bunch of dumbshit arsewipes.
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by Cormac » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:35 pm

Pensioner wrote:
devogue wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Pensioner wrote:Voting for the two main parties in the UK is like choosing between Syphilis and Smallpox, so I will choose the washing machine. :lay:
Thank goodness!

Just think Pen - clean clothes!
He's 94 - they'll stink of piss and stale biscuits within 15 minutes. :hehe:
I might smell of piss, but at least I’m not Irish. :x
Ah Dev. We'll make you an honorary one. You are as grumpy as us, so you might as well join us.

:)
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by Pensioner » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:44 pm

Cormac wrote:
Pensioner wrote:
devogue wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Pensioner wrote:Voting for the two main parties in the UK is like choosing between Syphilis and Smallpox, so I will choose the washing machine. :lay:
Thank goodness!

Just think Pen - clean clothes!
He's 94 - they'll stink of piss and stale biscuits within 15 minutes. :hehe:
I might smell of piss, but at least I’m not Irish. :x
Ah Dev. We'll make you an honorary one. You are as grumpy as us, so you might as well join us.

:)
Fuck off I would rather smell of piss. :nono:
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by Svartalf » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:48 pm

Why balk when you can have both? :biggrin:
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Re: Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

Post by Pensioner » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:55 pm

Svartalf wrote:Why balk when you can have both? :biggrin:
Someone who lives in france trying to give me advise, you can fuck off as well. :?
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