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by Cormac » Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:54 pm
Pensioner wrote:Cormac wrote:I'd just stop washing.
I believe an old avatar of mine demonstrates that I'm still a handsome devil, even when filthy with hair matted with excrement*
*of uncertain provenance.
Yep you look like the average Irish person.
Its uncanny. Like looking into a mirror, isn't it Pen?
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by Cormac » Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:54 pm
Pensioner wrote:Cormac wrote:I'd just stop washing.
I believe an old avatar of mine demonstrates that I'm still a handsome devil, even when filthy with hair matted with excrement*
*of uncertain provenance.
Yep you look like the average Irish person.
Its uncanny. Like looking into a mirror, isn't it Pen?
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I should note though, that I'm referring to an older avatar, not my current Halloween comedy horror one....
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by Pappa » Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:20 pm
I'd choose the vote so I could continue drawing big spunky cocks on my ballot papers.
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by Cormac » Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:26 pm
Pappa wrote:I'd choose the vote so I could continue drawing big spunky cocks on my ballot papers.
It is gratifying, when you've taken the time to cast your vote, that your preferred candidate gets elected. Over the years, you must have been very gratified with the number of spunky cocks that you've elected to high office.
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by Svartalf » Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:40 pm
Cormac wrote:Pappa wrote:I'd choose the vote so I could continue drawing big spunky cocks on my ballot papers.
It is gratifying, when you've taken the time to cast your vote, that your preferred candidate gets elected. Over the years, you must have been very gratified with the number of spunky cocks that you've elected to high office.
Assuming your "preferred candidate" is worth voting for in the first place... the guy I voted for last may has proved time and again that he's a bawless sack o'shit who's all too ready to bow and brownnose to the exploiters... if Jean Jaurès could come back he'd drub him black and blue for sullying the good name of the Socialist Party.
and for the record there are no cocks in the british parliaments, only cunts and twats.
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by klr » Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:38 pm
If you give them washing machines, they'll have more time to think about wanting the vote, and a greater sense of entitlement.
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by Pappa » Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:44 pm
klr wrote:If you give them washing machines, they'll have more time to think about wanting the vote, and a greater sense of entitlement.
If you give them TVs, they'll spend all their time talking about X-Factor and be oblivious to what their politicians are really up to.
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by klr » Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:55 pm
Pappa wrote:klr wrote:If you give them washing machines, they'll have more time to think about wanting the vote, and a greater sense of entitlement.
If you give them TVs, they'll spend all their time talking about X-Factor and be oblivious to what their politicians are really up to.
Very true, but we weren't talking about TVs, were we?
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by SteveB » Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:21 pm
Considering I don't vote, except for that one time
, I'll choose the washing machine.
Don't most people not vote now, anyway? So, really I'm more democratic than people who do vote.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:24 pm
What I wanna know, and what I have to tell the folks back home, is when are you people going to break that damn Yankee block out there on the water?
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by SteveB » Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:26 pm
I'm stayin' in Texas fureva! See? I got the lingo down!
What the hell is the Yankee block?
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by Azathoth » Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:33 pm
I vote for a benevolent dictatorship and washing machines for all
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:36 pm
Nibbler wrote:I'm stayin' in Texas fureva! See? I got the lingo down!
What the hell is the Yankee block?
Oopsie. That should be blockade. It's a quote from a Texas state congressman who was a Confederate general at Gettyburg.
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by rachelbean » Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:36 pm
Well I'm already not voting when I can in November, so can I have a dishwasher
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by SteveB » Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:38 pm
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Nibbler wrote:I'm stayin' in Texas fureva! See? I got the lingo down!
What the hell is the Yankee block?
Oopsie. That should be blockade. It's a quote from a Texas state congressman who was a Confederate general at Gettyburg.
Canada had a Civil War too. Three handkerchiefs were lost.
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