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Post by HomerJay » Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:13 am

Rum wrote:I was slightly alarmed to read a few years ago that modern submarines don't have to rely on any external information (satellites, triangulation etc.) to calculate their position and depth because they have to be able to operate in an environment where the infrastructure for such things has been destroyed. They therefore have a virtual model of the world on the computers and use internal info concerning speed etc to calculate where they are. This struck me at the time as inherently prone to error!
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Post by rasetsu » Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:36 am

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Rum wrote:I was slightly alarmed to read a few years ago that modern submarines don't have to rely on any external information (satellites, triangulation etc.) to calculate their position and depth because they have to be able to operate in an environment where the infrastructure for such things has been destroyed. They therefore have a virtual model of the world on the computers and use internal info concerning speed etc to calculate where they are. This struck me at the time as inherently prone to error!
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Post by klr » Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:46 am

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How the fuck do you crash a nuclear attack submarine into a cruiser? Or vice versa? They aren't exactly small.
~600 feet each, IIRC. The circumstances of the collision aren't available yet, are they? I can see a completely accidental collision, and a collision due to inattention by one or more parties, and something in between.
Hmmm, pity the AEGIS cruiser doesn't have some sort of radar that would have allowed it to see if there were anything nearby.
That would be a job for the ASW escorts, surely? Something in the Oliver Hazard Perry class? AEGIS is strictly above water.

But even still, you'd think the AEGIS ships would have some basic gear to check if there were any underwater nasties in their path. Even if it was meant mainly for rocks and suchlike. Of course, rocks don't move at 30 knots.

EDIT: The Ticonderoga-class AEGIS ships do have sonar ... that's what actually got damaged in this incident. :read:
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Post by rasetsu » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:03 am

klr wrote: But even still, you'd think the AEGIS ships would have some basic gear to check if there were any underwater nasties in their path. Even if it was meant mainly for rocks and suchlike. Of course, rocks don't move at 30 knots.

EDIT: The Ticonderoga-class AEGIS ships do have sonar ... that's what actually got damaged in this incident. :read:

That must be why they weren't able to see the sub to avoid it. :coffee:



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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:14 am

There is something a little Douglas Adamsy about this whole incident.
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Post by klr » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:17 am

rasetsu wrote:
klr wrote: But even still, you'd think the AEGIS ships would have some basic gear to check if there were any underwater nasties in their path. Even if it was meant mainly for rocks and suchlike. Of course, rocks don't move at 30 knots.

EDIT: The Ticonderoga-class AEGIS ships do have sonar ... that's what actually got damaged in this incident. :read:

That must be why they weren't able to see the sub to avoid it. :coffee:
It mightn't have been switched on
It might have been operating properly, or operating in its most capable mode
The crew might not have been using it properly

... etc.

Or maybe the sub did it deliberately. :tea:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:25 am

Sonar dome is the scrotum-looking thing a the bow.

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Post by HomerJay » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:41 pm

klr wrote:
klr wrote: But even still, you'd think the AEGIS ships would have some basic gear to check if there were any underwater nasties in their path. Even if it was meant mainly for rocks and suchlike. Of course, rocks don't move at 30 knots.

EDIT: The Ticonderoga-class AEGIS ships do have sonar ... that's what actually got damaged in this incident. :read:
It mightn't have been switched on
It might have been operating properly, or operating in its most capable mode
The crew might not have been using it properly

... etc.
A much simpler and more elegant solution would be if merkin warships had an observation window built into the hull and stationed a matelot on watch:

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:53 pm

Maybe the cruiser should have an underwater speaker fitted, and play that horn noise that the General Lee used to do in the Dukes Of Hazzard. That's what I would do.
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Post by Cormac » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:08 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:There is something a little Douglas Adamsy about this whole incident.

It reminds me of a certain sofa, positioned halfway up and (curiously) halfway down the stairs...
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Post by Cormac » Mon Oct 15, 2012 1:10 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Maybe the cruiser should have an underwater speaker fitted, and play that horn noise that the General Lee used to do in the Dukes Of Hazzard. That's what I would do.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:28 pm

Ian wrote::read:
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Post by Ian » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:31 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Ian wrote: :read:
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No, or at least not yet. I'm just trying to find out more about what happened.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:35 pm

Ian wrote:
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Ian wrote: :read:
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No, or at least not yet. I'm just trying to find out more about what happened.
You're probably in a better position than most of us. I don't want to invoke phone numbers of great and terrible power just for something I'll find out anyway soon enough.
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