Major Contender for Darwin Awards - Eaten by the Bacon !!!

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Re: Major Contender for Darwin Awards - Eaten by the Bacon !

Post by mistermack » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:50 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
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Blind groper wrote:Perhaps.

I bet the local police are proceeding on the assumption that it is a human on human murder.
If so, they should be slaughtering the pigs and examining whatever human parts they can find in the stomachs.
Of course they should. Murder should be suspected, until it's eliminated.

I remember a similar instance when a chicken farmer was eated by his hens, and the police immediatly suspected fowl play.
See, they'd never let you spout that kind of crap at A+, mistermack! :hehe:
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Re: Major Contender for Darwin Awards - Eaten by the Bacon !

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:53 pm

Go forth, then, and reap what you truly deserve! ;)
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Re: Major Contender for Darwin Awards - Eaten by the Bacon !

Post by mistermack » Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:02 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Go forth, then, and reap what you truly deserve! ;)
Ooh, no. I hope they don't go that far !
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Uuuurrrgghh....

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:21 pm

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/02/fa ... -own-hogs/
Authorities in Oregon are investigating how a hog farmer was eaten by his animals.

The remains of Terry Vance Garner, 70, were found in his hog enclosure Wednesday, according to local news reports Monday.

The farmer had gone to feed the hogs, some weighing as much as 700 pounds, about 7:30 a.m., according to a report from CNN affiliate KMTR. After Garner was not seen for several hours, a family member went to check on him and found his dentures in the hog pen. Other remains were found, but the hogs had eaten most of the farmer, according to the report.

The sheriff's department is looking into the death.

"Due to the unusual circumstances, the Sheriff's Office is investigating to determine if foul play may have resulted in the death of Mr. Garner," Coos County District Attorney Paul Frasier told CNN affiliate KVAL.

“For all we know, it was a horrific accident, but it’s so doggone weird that we have to look at all possibilities,” the Eugene Register-Guard quoted Frasier as saying.

Garner could have suffered a heart attack and fallen in the pen, or the hogs could have knocked him off his feet and then eaten him, Frasier told the newspaper.

The state of the remains made determining a cause of death difficult, according to the news reports. They had been sent to the University of Oregon and examined by a forensic anthropologist, the report said.

The farmer's brother, Michael Garner, told the Register-Guard that one of the sows had bitten the farmer last year after he accidentally stepped on a piglet.

“He said he was going to kill it, but when I asked him about it later, he said he had changed his mind,” Garner said.

Garner told the Register-Guard his brother was a Vietnam veteran who suffered from post-traumatic stress disorder. The farm was "a life-saver," he said.

“Those animals were his life,” Garner told the Register-Guard.
I sure hope he was dead before they tucked in. :worried:
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Re: Uuuurrrgghh....

Post by klr » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:22 pm

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:24 pm

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Re: Uuuurrrgghh....

Post by klr » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:25 pm

Reported for merging ...

Either that, or there is a plague of killer pigs. :nervous:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:26 pm

klr wrote:Reported for merging ...

Either that, or there is a plague of killer pigs. :nervous:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:28 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:When bacon attacks!
When bacon strikes back!
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Post by Azathoth » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:29 pm

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:30 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:When bacon attacks!
When bacon strikes back!
Porky's Revenge
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Re: Uuuurrrgghh....

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:31 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:When bacon attacks!
When bacon strikes back!
Porky's Revenge
Jurassic Pork.
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Re: Uuuurrrgghh....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:32 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:When bacon attacks!
When bacon strikes back!
Porky's Revenge
Jurassic Pork.
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Re: Uuuurrrgghh....

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:36 pm

quote="Clinton Huxley"]When bacon attacks![/quote]
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Clinton Huxley wrote:Porky's Revenge
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Jurassic Pork.
Clinton Huxley wrote:Pig Trouble In Little China
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Re: Major Contender for Darwin Awards - Eaten by the Bacon !

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:02 pm

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