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Jeremy Hunt is.....

Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:56 pm

....the best bit of rhyming slang I've heard for a while.

Imagine David Camoron reading this:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/abortion-jerem ... 47504.html

....and saying, "What a complete Jeremy Hunt!"

He's SUCH a JEREMY!!
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Re: Jeremy Hunt is.....

Post by HomerJay » Sat Oct 06, 2012 10:51 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt#Radio
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Re: Jeremy Hunt is.....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:09 am

Homeopathy supporter too. The man is a car crash.
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Re: Jeremy Hunt is.....

Post by Rum » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:14 am

Also a cunt. FACT!
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Post by FBM » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:30 am

"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

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Re: Jeremy Hunt is.....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:31 am

Rum wrote:Also a cunt. FACT!
Michael Gove. Jeremy Hunt. Two faces in want of a punch.
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Re: Jeremy Hunt is.....

Post by Rum » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:39 am

This just in: No 'mansion tax' either. Phew - close call !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19860672

Talk about true colours..
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Re: Jeremy Hunt is.....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:41 am

Rich to keep their money, poor women to be forced into backstreet abortions. Ah, caring conservatism.
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Re: Jeremy Hunt is.....

Post by JimC » Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:06 am

Tony Abbott is a complete Jeremy Hunt...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Jeremy Hunt is.....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:10 am

Never met a Tory who wasn't a cunt.
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Re: Jeremy Hunt is.....

Post by Pappa » Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:09 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:Never met a Tory who wasn't a cunt.
A politician who's not a cunt is rare indeed.
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Re: Jeremy Hunt is.....

Post by lordpasternack » Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:43 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Rum wrote:Also a cunt. FACT!
Michael Gove. Jeremy Hunt. Two faces in want of a punch.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/#define? ... fengesicht
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That such a king should play bo-peep,
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thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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Re: Jeremy Hunt is.....

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Re: Jeremy Hunt is.....

Post by John_fi_Skye » Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:20 pm

Tha fact that FBM already put this on further up the page didn't stop me from playing it again. What a laugh! It's actually a spoonerism: you can hear he was in the process of saying, ".....Jeremy Cunt the Hulture Secretary....", but his choking sounds when he realises are just priceless.

:funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :funny:
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Re: Jeremy Hunt is.....

Post by lordpasternack » Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:06 pm

The VULTURE secretary. ;)
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