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Post by Cormac » Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:26 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:Kaiser Wilhelm II

My dear Huxley, wouldn't you rather confound that arch-enemy of yours, and send him to Hades through the timely introduction of a small piece of lead to his black and rotten heart?
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:44 am

Cormac wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Kaiser Wilhelm II

My dear Huxley, wouldn't you rather confound that arch-enemy of yours, and send him to Hades through the timely introduction of a small piece of lead to his black and rotten heart?
Him, Bismark and the whole damned rotten crowd of cabbage eaters can go to the Devil
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Post by Pensioner » Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:35 am

I would shoot George MacDonald Fraser before he wrote those awful books.
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:10 am

Pensioner wrote:I would shoot George MacDonald Fraser before he wrote those awful books.
Harsh! I'm going back in time to suggest to Lloyd George that the infant Pensioner be sold into slavery.
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Post by rainbow » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:23 am

Audley Strange wrote:Where would you place that bullet, If you were given the chance?
I once put a bullet in a powerpoint presentation, which didn't change the world.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:40 am

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Audley Strange wrote:Where would you place that bullet, If you were given the chance?
I once put a bullet in a powerpoint presentation, which didn't change the world.
I have a Power Point here with 5023 bullets, and over 600 slides. I imagine the suicide rate was pretty high in that one.
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Post by mistermack » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:45 am

I would place the bullet in George Ws head. But I would direct it there via his asshole.
And please please can I have another for his daddy? Just for bringing him into the world.

Having said that, I'm still against guns, and would prefer to administer some nasty incureable disease.
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Post by Woodbutcher » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:17 pm

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Post by Cormac » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:02 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Kaiser Wilhelm II

My dear Huxley, wouldn't you rather confound that arch-enemy of yours, and send him to Hades through the timely introduction of a small piece of lead to his black and rotten heart?
Him, Bismark and the whole damned rotten crowd of cabbage eaters can go to the Devil
Well, of course, I refer to the impudent Von Sternberg, but no doubt widening the game is the gentlemanly thing to do.
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Post by FBM » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:11 pm

mistermack wrote:I would place the bullet in George Ws head. But I would direct it there via his asshole.
And please please can I have another for his daddy? Just for bringing him into the world.

Having said that, I'm still against guns, and would prefer to administer some nasty incureable disease.
Just think of it as acute lead poisoning. ;)
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Post by MiM » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:23 pm

Woodbutcher wrote:Every person who thought of starting a religion.
You would need a Gatling for that
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:44 pm

Only if you mass them in one place, if he has to take them down individually, he'll just need a lot of ammo.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:26 pm

Cormac wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Kaiser Wilhelm II

My dear Huxley, wouldn't you rather confound that arch-enemy of yours, and send him to Hades through the timely introduction of a small piece of lead to his black and rotten heart?
Him, Bismark and the whole damned rotten crowd of cabbage eaters can go to the Devil
Well, of course, I refer to the impudent Von Sternberg, but no doubt widening the game is the gentlemanly thing to do.
Starnberg will be a knife in the back, while he is asleep.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Post by Cormac » Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:00 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Kaiser Wilhelm II

My dear Huxley, wouldn't you rather confound that arch-enemy of yours, and send him to Hades through the timely introduction of a small piece of lead to his black and rotten heart?
Him, Bismark and the whole damned rotten crowd of cabbage eaters can go to the Devil
Well, of course, I refer to the impudent Von Sternberg, but no doubt widening the game is the gentlemanly thing to do.
Starnberg will be a knife in the back, while he is asleep.
truly, you are an adept player of the Great Game.
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