British policeman 'baffled by moon'.
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Re: British policeman 'baffled by moon'.
I think every officer in his station, one by one, should moon him...
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Re: British policeman 'baffled by moon'.
Tell him that Japan's sun is Alpha Centauri (a red dwarf). That's why the sun on their flag is red.Ace wrote:Well to give you an idea...a friend of mine who's trying to become a police officer, believes that Egypt has two suns. He thinks the solar system has two suns but the other one can only be seen from Egypt.JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:http://uk.news.yahoo.com/british-police ... 49328.html
What kind of moron are they recruiting these days?
Of course he's been corrected now, however still lacks education in many areas.
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Re: British policeman 'baffled by moon'.
A minor correction.
Alpha Centauri is a system of three stars. The two larger stars are rather like our sun. The third star, which is currently the closest to us, and consequently called Proxima Centauri, is a red dwarf.
Alpha Centauri is a system of three stars. The two larger stars are rather like our sun. The third star, which is currently the closest to us, and consequently called Proxima Centauri, is a red dwarf.
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Re: British policeman 'baffled by moon'.
I knew that, with the following minor correction:Blind groper wrote:A minor correction.
Alpha Centauri is a system of three stars. The two larger stars are rather like our sun. The third star, which is currently the closest to us, and consequently called Proxima Centauri, is a red dwarf.
Alpha Centauri is the brightest star in what is sometimes called the "Centauri Group" a trinary system in the constelation Centaurus. Proxima Centauri (a red dwarf) is the closest star to Earth's sun.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha_Centauri
I was trying to keep it simple, and I didn't want to appear too geeky, but with your failed attempt to out-geek me, you forced my hand.
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IDMD2Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
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Re: British policeman 'baffled by moon'.
Duh-whut?Ace wrote:Well to give you an idea...a friend of mine who's trying to become a police officer, believes that Egypt has two suns. He thinks the solar system has two suns but the other one can only be seen from Egypt.JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:http://uk.news.yahoo.com/british-police ... 49328.html
What kind of moron are they recruiting these days?
Of course he's been corrected now, however still lacks education in many areas.
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Re: British policeman 'baffled by moon'.
Never be afraid. I am a science geek from way back, and proud of it. I like other geeks.Mysturji wrote: I didn't want to appear too geeky,
For every human action, there is a rationalisation and a reason. Only sometimes do they coincide.
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