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Re: The World is Absurd Thread.

Post by hadespussercats » Sun Sep 23, 2012 4:36 am

Audley Strange wrote:More Absurdity.

http://www.onemillionmoms.com/issues/di ... ittles-ad/
Oh for fucks sake.

I really hate the word "mom" because of this sort of bullshit.

I'm thinking of the original "Mom Jeans" fake ad on SNL-
"Because I'm not a woman anymore-- I'm a MOM!"

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Sep 23, 2012 4:44 am

NO! :tdown:
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Re: The World is Absurd Thread.

Post by hadespussercats » Sun Sep 23, 2012 4:47 am

You condone bestiality, then.
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Post by FBM » Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:29 am

Absurdity of a different sort: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-19932805
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Re: The World is Absurd Thread.

Post by JimC » Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:36 am

FBM wrote:Absurdity of a different sort: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-19932805
It was bloody cold in Melbourne, but the snow was confined to the high country...
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Post by FBM » Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:41 am

I thought it never snew Down There at all.
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Post by JimC » Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:48 am

Big time ski industry in the Australian Alps - I can get to a snowfield with ski-lifts in 2 or 3 hours, north-east of Melbourne. It rarely if ever snows in Melbourne itself, but sometimes on the nearby hills...
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Post by That Alien Guy. » Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:21 am

JimC wrote:
FBM wrote:Absurdity of a different sort: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-19932805
It was bloody cold in Melbourne, but the snow was confined to the high country...
I expect some Wizard of the Jehovah cult to blame it on all the sodomy that happens outside of the blessing of the church.
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Post by Audley Strange » Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:36 am

http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/343 ... -day-first

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Post by amused » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:39 am

Hard to tell if any part of that is legit. The entire thing could be a fabrication, including the head shaved teens.
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Post by Audley Strange » Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:52 am

Well who cares? Anyway it's made several news sites including the Huffpuff Piss.

http://www.montrealgazette.com/entertai ... story.html
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Re: The World is Absurd Thread.

Post by Audley Strange » Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:12 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-24076618

Demand for cat shit coffee leads to battery cat farms.
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Re: The World is Absurd Thread.

Post by tattuchu » Fri Sep 13, 2013 2:14 pm

I have no desire to drink coffee from beans shat out by a cat, no matter how cute the cat.
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Re: The World is Absurd Thread.

Post by Collector1337 » Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:54 pm

mistermack wrote:I can see where they are coming from with those charges.

If the police were GENUINELY forced to fire on the crowd, in fear of their lives, then the crowd caused the deaths of the people killed. If you take part in a riot, then you share the blame for what carnage the riot causes.
Idiotic blame shifting.
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What kind of shitty logic is that, especially coming from someone who admits they don't even like cops?

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Re: The World is Absurd Thread.

Post by JimC » Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:01 pm

Audley Strange wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-24076618

Demand for cat shit coffee leads to battery cat farms.
Not cats, but civets - different branch of the Family Carnivora... :tea:
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