Just had Jehovah's Witnesses round

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Post by padraic » Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:13 am

JW's and Mormons knock on my door every few years. They get between 15 and 30 seconds,which is as long as it takes me to identify them. At that point, I simply say "not interested thank you"' AND SHUT THE DOOR.

I have no interest in talking to them. Previous experience has taught that they tend to be closed minded,ignorant and really annoying,not to mention stultifying and fatuous.. Besides, I despise proselytisers and militants of all kinds. :read:
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Re: Just had Jehovah's Witnesses round

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:23 am

If you had the JWs buy a round, that would be newsworthy... :tea:
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Re: Just had Jehovah's Witnesses round

Post by Svartalf » Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:30 am

Well, the Mormons buying a round would be even more interesting and not worthy, and no, I'm not taking a coffee malt of fruit juice (unless you mean Noah style grape juice)... and I'll be vexed if they offer me a beer and drink fizzy water.
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Re: Just had Jehovah's Witnesses round

Post by Jason » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:56 am

I've smoked weed and done all sorts of drugs with JWs, been to 'gentlemen's clubs with JWs, had drinking contests with JWs, been in orgies with JWs, sold drugs with JWs, and had an affair with a married JW. :tea:

Something about that buttoned down holy lifestyle just makes them wimmin wanna bust lose and I'm just the sort of ravishingly handsome fellow to indulge em. :biggrin:
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Post by JimC » Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:12 am

PordFrefect wrote:I've smoked weed and done all sorts of drugs with JWs, been to 'gentlemen's clubs with JWs, had drinking contests with JWs, been in orgies with JWs, sold drugs with JWs, and had an affair with a married JW. :tea:

Something about that buttoned down holy lifestyle just makes them wimmin wanna bust lose and I'm just the sort of ravishingly handsome fellow to indulge em. :biggrin:
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Re: Just had Jehovah's Witnesses round

Post by Svartalf » Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:54 am

Too bad I never was in touch with doable female JWs.
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Re: Just had Jehovah's Witnesses round

Post by fenrisx » Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:56 pm

dj357 wrote:
Animavore wrote:Ho come they never call to me :sulk:
Well I missed a bunch of them a few weeks ago, so I guess it's just a matter of time. Plus they called at like 11.30am on a Monday morning, they're clearly aiming for the old & retired crowd, not the uppity young misfits who challenge their ideas.
my history with this particular set was different, they lived downstairs and although they went out for saturday botherings they were forbidden to solict at home. I always that amusing, that and they would come home and drink like fishes.
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