Political posterizing.

[Coito ergo sum]

I'm not bitchin' about the Romney jokes...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm not bitchin' about the Romney jokes...

I'm not bitchin' about the Obama jokes. I'm bitchin' about the quality of the Obama jokes. Is this really the best the GOOP is producing?

[Svartalf]

Oh, please. Criticizing his pants? Really?

By the way, did michelle have the gardener beget daughters on her or is the masculinity one totally ludicrous?

[Coito ergo sum]

LOL -- stop whinin' will you? It doesn't cover for the fact that your boy looks like a dork riding a bike, throws like girl, and wears stretch-wasted mom jeans. It's o.k. I'm sure he's really awesome otherwise.

[Svartalf]

So he's into doing thing like administration and ruling rather than showing off his sporting prowess and likes comfy clothing? anything actually wrong with that?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

So he's into doing thing like administration and ruling rather than showing off his sporting prowess and likes comfy clothing? anything actually wrong with that?

Only if one is grasping for straws.

[Coito ergo sum]

Oh, please. Criticizing his pants? Really?

By the way, did michelle have the gardener beget daughters on her or is the masculinity one totally ludicrous?

He probably needed a stunt dick, Michelle very likely being his first girlfriend and all....

[Ian]

I'm not bitchin' about the Romney jokes...

Good! 'Cause your candidate's a Mormon teetotaler doofus! Neener neener neener!

Q: How does Mormon presidential candidate Mitt Romney expect to win the soccer mom vote?
A: By marrying all of them!

Q: What does a 65 year old tell his plastic surgeon?
A: I wanna look like Mitt Romney

Q: Why is it a good thing that Mitt Romney doesn't drink beer?
A: Because no one would want to have one with him.

Q: Why would democrats love a Mitt Romney-Sarah Palin presidental ticket?
A: She can't answer basic questions, and he has two answers for every question!

Q: What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about?
A: All the places Mitt Romney has bank accounts.

Q: What's more of a breathtaking sight then seeing Mormom Mitt Romney being inaugurated as president of the United States?
A: Seeing his 18 first wives along side of him!

Q: Why did Mitt Romney get nipple rings?
A: He heard that George W Bush had a Dick Cheney.

Q: How does Mitt Romney plan to fix social security?
A: By taking the word SECURITY out of it.

Q: How can you sum up Mitt Romney's foreign policy?
A: Outsourcing to China, stashing money in the Caymans, and dodging Vietnam.

Q: Why does Ann Romney always get on top?
A: Because Mitt Romney can only fuck up.

Q: What did Mitt Romney do when Ryan Secrest said 62 million people voted in the American Idol finale?
A: He went out and bought a karaoke machine

Q: Why won't Mitt Romney become president of the United States?
A: After you go Barack, you never go back!

Q: What happened after Mitt Romney gave a speech on health care?
A: He issued a five-minute rebuttal!

Q: How can Mitt Romney connect with the Latino community in 2012?
A: By having himself deported!

Q: What will Mitt Romney's secret service codename be if he becomes president?
A: Mega Millions

Q: What does Mitt Romney say when he farts?
A: Obama did it

Q: What can't 200 Millions dollars buy for Mitt Romney?
A: Twitter followers!

Q: What does it mean when a hooker offers you the Mitt Romney special?
A: For an extra $20 she'll change positions.

Q: Why do London Olympic organizers confuse Mitt Romney?
A: They kept referring to him as a banker, but with a W.

Q: Why do employees call Mitt Romney a seagull?
A: He flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits all over everything, and leaves!

Q: What did Mitt Romney tell Pope Benedict?
A: "I think you'd maximize your profits by outsourcing your prayers to India."

Q: What's less likely than Mitt Romney winning the Presidency?
A: Mitt Romney's hair moving in a tornado!

Q: Why is it alright that life long hunter Mitt Romney has only hunted small animals?
A: Because Dick Cheney is the only Republican to hunt lawyers!

It's unfair that people say Mitt Romney has no soul.
He has one, it's just in an offshore account.

Some fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..."
Mitt Romneys begins with "If elected, I promise..."

Bain Capital Conference Call
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lookfer!
Lookfer who?
Lookfer another job, loser. Yours is goin' to China!

Actually, Mitt Romney and Hurricane Isaac have something in common. They can both change directions at any moment.
Jay Leno (August 23, 2012)

"Mitt Romney believes that marriage should be between one man and one woman. Which is better than his grandfather, who believed that it should be between one man and five women."
Jimmy Kimmel (July 25, 2012)

Mitt Romney told the crowd at an NAACP conference that if he were elected president he would fight for all millionaires, black or white.
Jay Leno (July 11, 2012)

Mitt Romney gave a speech at the annual NAACP conference in Houston. Why, I don't know. Maybe he confused NAACP with NASCAR.
Jimmy Kimmel (July 11, 2012)

Mitt Romney is now promising conservatives that if he is elected, he will put Anderson Cooper back in the closet.
David Letterman (July 9, 2012)

Mitt Romney's campaign raised $35 million more than President Obama for the month of June. Out of force of habit, Mitt stashed it all in the Cayman Islands.
Jay Leno (July 9, 2012)

"So Mitt, if you are serious about winning, you have to think outside the box. what about, hear me out, Romney-Zimmerman 2012? It's unorthodox, but who better than George Zimmerman to personify your campaign theme of, 'I think the black guy's up to no good.'
Bill Maher (June 29, 2012)

In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court ruled President Obama's healthcare mandate is constitutional. This is a major victory for President Obama, who spent three years promoting it, and a major setback for Mitt Romney, who spent three years creating it.
Jay Leno (June 28, 2012)

A new survey found that Mitt Romney is ahead of Obama among those who make $36,000 to $90,000. Or, as Romney put it, "And they said I can't connect with the poor."
Jimmy Fallon (June 5, 2012)

Mitt Romney just released a new campaign ad about the economy, featuring out-of-work Americans. It gets weird at the end, when he says, "I'm Mitt Romney, and I fired all these people."
Jimmy Fallon (June 11, 2012)

President Obama and Mitt Romney both gave commencement speeches over the last few days. Obama was like, "You can be whatever you want to be," while Romney was like, "I can be whatever you want me to be."
Jimmy Fallon (May 14, 2012)

After winning five primaries yesterday, Mitt Romney has his new campaign slogan: "Well, I guess you're stuck with me."
Jay Leno (April 25, 2012)

[Coito ergo sum]

So he's into doing thing like administration and ruling rather than showing off his sporting prowess and likes comfy clothing? anything actually wrong with that?

Pssst....this thread is not particularly serious....


He just looks funny in those dopey jeans, looks like a dork riding a bike, bowls a 37, and can't throw a baseball.... that's all. I know it hurts some folks around here that their Superman is a dork, but it's just a reality they'll have to deal with....


Obama -- only 37 pins away from a perfect....0....

[Gawdzilla Sama]

So sad, really. The GOOP has failure written all over it this year.

[Kristie]

So he's into doing thing like administration and ruling rather than showing off his sporting prowess and likes comfy clothing? anything actually wrong with that?

Pssst....this thread is not particularly serious....


He just looks funny in those dopey jeans, looks like a dork riding a bike, bowls a 37, and can't throw a baseball.... that's all. I know it hurts some folks around here that their Superman is a dork, but it's just a reality they'll have to deal with....


Obama -- only 37 pins away from a perfect....0....

I happen to find dorkiness attractive.

[Coito ergo sum]

[Coito ergo sum]

[Kristie]

How could you not want this awesome guy as President!?!

[Coito ergo sum]

Not you too, Kristie!



Maybe he is "so dreamy" after all....