JacksSmirkingRevenge
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by JacksSmirkingRevenge Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:09 am
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religio ... om-UK.html
A Canadian preacher, who claims to cure sick people by hitting them, has been refused entry into the UK for a controversial tour.
In clips, he is heard telling an audience: "And the Holy Spirit spoke to me, the gift of faith came on me. He said, 'kick her in the face with your biker boot'. I inched closer and I went like this – bam! And just as my boot made contact with her nose, she fell under the power of God."
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cowiz
Shirley
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by cowiz Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:11 am
God wears Dr Martins does he?
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
Kristie
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by Kristie Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:12 am
We danced.
tattuchu
a dickload of cocks
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by tattuchu Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:07 am
All the people who enjoy getting kicked in the face are going to be very cross.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
FBM
Ratz' first Gritizen.
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by FBM Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:12 am
In the name of jeebus, be heeled!!
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
SteveB
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by SteveB Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:15 am
Yah, we do religion pretty hardcore up here.
Twit, twat,
twaddle .
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Gawdzilla Sama
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by Gawdzilla Sama Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:22 am
I hear it's good for the sole.
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote: “Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
JimC
The sentimental bloke
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by JimC Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:36 am
These boots are made for healing...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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by Drewish Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:44 am
VIDEO
Nobody expects me...
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