The new 'legitimate' rape controversy

[Xamonas Chegwé]

He's got George Galloway on his side though..

Yeah. I mentioned that on page 1 but nobody noticed...

Well that was aaaages ago - like yesterday!

(this is the internet man!)

It wasn't yesterday! Or it was! Or some shit!

[JimC]

A bible-bashing Republican with odious views on rape? Who'd have thought it......

In the interests of political fairness, I must point out George Galloway's recent comments on the Assange case... "It wasn't rape - just bad sexual etiquette!"

Rape apologetics is a cross-platform sport.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19323783

In the case of Assange, that may have been true, from what I gather...

[Audley Strange]

Wait, we are condemning those comments? We can't do that, we might lose our credibility as one of the top internet rape joke troll sites.

I like America, it's a country where they might execute the mentally ill but on the other had they also vote them into positions of great power and responsibility.

Here, we don't execute them, instead we make them perform for our entertainment.

[Robert_S]

It's a lot more entertaining if there is power and responsibility at stake in their performance. It adds the the suspense.

[FBM]

Betty: Well, it's been awhile since we had a little cuddle.
Yellowbeard: I raped ya, if that's what you mean.
Betty: Okay. It was half-cuddle, half-rape.

...

Yellowbeard: I'm sure I killed the last one I raped, it can't have been you.
Betty: Well, the afterplay was a bit on the rough side, but not fatal dear.

...

Yellowbeard: Oh, been out raping, lad?
[sees Troila]
Yellowbeard: Nice work lad.
Dan: No, I haven't raped her!
Yellowbeard: [disappointed] No, you wouldn't have you poncy little git! You're not the prawn of my loins, your mother's a bloody liar!
[grins]
Yellowbeard: That's what I liked about her!

...

Betty: When little Dan came along...
Yellowbeard: Who's Dan?
Betty: [indignantly] My and probably your son!

...

[Betty throws a book Dan had been reading on the floor]
Betty: Read, read, read, read! Let me tell you something - last time I read a book, I was raped. Let THAT be a lesson to you.

...

Betty: If there's one thing I've learned, it's learning things never taught me nuthin'. And books is the worst.

...

Yellowbeard: She's yours, is she then, Dan? Let me have a bit of a prod at her first.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086618/quotes

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086618/quotes

MANDY: Well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but...

BRIAN: What?

MANDY: Well, Brian,... your father isn't Mr. Cohen.

BRIAN: I never thought he was.

MANDY: Now, none of your cheek! He was a Roman, Brian. He was a centurion in the Roman army.

BRIAN: You mean... you were raped?

MANDY: Well, at first, yes.

http://arago4.tnw.utwente.nl/stonedead/ ... ximus.html

I'll give up my Monty Python when they pry my cold, dead sense of humor from around it.

[MrJonno]

There is a difference between saying if you didn't want sex you wouldn't get pregnant (a medical statement) and a discussion on whether there are different levels of rape or when in fact rape actually occurs.

All countries either have different legal levels of rape or at least have very different sentencing guidelines, in the UK sentencing can be a few months to life imprisonment depending on the circumstances. Consent obviously isn't a black or white issue. Someone may get drunk and legally consent to sex when they wouldn't do so if they had been sober but if the courts and/or the man believe enough brain cells in the women were working its not rape.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

What Adkin wanted to do, I think, was deny access to the morning after pill to rape victims. Seems it's their choice whether or not they get pregnant, and anyway it's probably just an excuse to get the pills free, the lazy bitches.

[colubridae]

A bible-bashing Republican with odious views on rape? Who'd have thought it......

In the interests of political fairness, I must point out George Galloway's recent comments on the Assange case... "It wasn't rape - just bad sexual etiquette!"

Rape apologetics is a cross-platform sport.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19323783

I once went home with a girl. We hit it off. We shagged all night. Went to sleep. She woke me up with a blow-job.

Rape?

[Thinking Aloud]

A bible-bashing Republican with odious views on rape? Who'd have thought it......

In the interests of political fairness, I must point out George Galloway's recent comments on the Assange case... "It wasn't rape - just bad sexual etiquette!"

Rape apologetics is a cross-platform sport.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19323783

I once went home with a girl. We hit it off. We shagged all night. Went to sleep. She woke me up with a blow-job.

Rape?

Was she a high-profile internet whistleblower?

[colubridae]

A bible-bashing Republican with odious views on rape? Who'd have thought it......

In the interests of political fairness, I must point out George Galloway's recent comments on the Assange case... "It wasn't rape - just bad sexual etiquette!"

Rape apologetics is a cross-platform sport.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19323783

I once went home with a girl. We hit it off. We shagged all night. Went to sleep. She woke me up with a blow-job.

Rape?

Was she a high-profile internet whistleblower?

Whistleblower? I thought you mean't willieblower

[Rum]

Wait, we are condemning those comments? We can't do that, we might lose our credibility as one of the top internet rape joke troll sites.

I like America, it's a country where they might execute the mentally ill but on the other had they also vote them into positions of great power and responsibility.

Here, we don't execute them, instead we make them perform for our entertainment.

We subdue them with bureaucracy here..

[FBM]

A bible-bashing Republican with odious views on rape? Who'd have thought it......

In the interests of political fairness, I must point out George Galloway's recent comments on the Assange case... "It wasn't rape - just bad sexual etiquette!"

Rape apologetics is a cross-platform sport.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19323783

I once went home with a girl. We hit it off. We shagged all night. Went to sleep. She woke me up with a blow-job.

Rape?

If you'd woken her up the next morning with your lips on her clitoris, she may well have called the cops and had you classified as a perv. Not many dudes do that...

[Ian]

A bible-bashing Republican with odious views on rape? Who'd have thought it......

In the interests of political fairness, I must point out George Galloway's recent comments on the Assange case... "It wasn't rape - just bad sexual etiquette!"

Rape apologetics is a cross-platform sport.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19323783

I once went home with a girl. We hit it off. We shagged all night. Went to sleep. She woke me up with a blow-job.

Rape?

If you'd woken her up the next morning with your lips on her clitoris, she may well have called the cops and had you classified as a perv. Not many dudes do that...

But when Assange wakes someone up with surprise sex, she might press charges because she's really a foreign agent or otherwise involved in the witch-hunt that has it out for him.

[Tyrannical]

"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

That would be interesting if true, and I've never heard that before. Unless he misunderstands that human females unlike most other animals don't display their fertile times.

[mistermack]

A bible-bashing Republican with odious views on rape? Who'd have thought it......

In the interests of political fairness, I must point out George Galloway's recent comments on the Assange case... "It wasn't rape - just bad sexual etiquette!"

Rape apologetics is a cross-platform sport.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19323783

In this case, George Galloway is 100% accurate.
What Assange is accused of isn't rape, it isn't even a crime in Britain, or the US.

In Sweden they have a joke. It's " that counts as rape, in Sweden ". If, for expample, you brush against a woman, they say, "that counts as rape in Sweden".
Because if you don't get a signed consent form, and ten good witnesses, virtually every instance of sex counts as rape in Sweden.