Things are actually improving !!! I think.

User avatar
mistermack
Posts: 15093
Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:57 am
About me: Never rong.
Contact:

Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by mistermack » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:10 pm

I've been watching LOADS of Olympics, any excuse to sit on my ass and do nothing.

But it suddenly struck me, I haven't heard any of the winners thanking god !!

They seem to be taking the credit for themselves, and their coaches, the lottery, their parents sacrifices, anything but god.

Maybe it's because the US aren't quite as dominant as usual, but I think there has actually been a real change of trend.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.

User avatar
Rum
Absent Minded Processor
Posts: 37285
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:25 pm
Location: South of the border..though not down Mexico way..
Contact:

Re: Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by Rum » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:19 pm

Something improving? Have you lost your mind? :what:

Pensioner
Grumpy old fart.
Posts: 3066
Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 7:22 am
Contact:

Re: Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by Pensioner » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:22 pm

Not true, I saw on TV a GB gold winner say " thank god Im not Australian
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”

John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.

User avatar
SteveB
Nibbler
Posts: 7506
Joined: Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:38 am
About me: The more you change the less you feel
Location: Potsville, BC, Canada
Contact:

Re: Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by SteveB » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:23 pm

What about all those runners pointing up at the sky?

What's up there exactly? :scared:
Twit, twat, twaddle.
hadespussercats wrote:I've been de-sigged! :(

User avatar
Thinking Aloud
Page Bottomer
Posts: 20111
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:56 am
Contact:

Re: Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:26 pm

There was one I saw that made its way into memespace. Forget which event - a young girl who gave all the glory to god, etc.

User avatar
Bella Fortuna
Sister Golden Hair
Posts: 79685
Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:45 am
About me: Being your slave, what should I do but tend
Upon the hours and times of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend,
Nor services to do, till you require.
Location: Scotlifornia
Contact:

Re: Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:30 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:There was one I saw that made its way into memespace. Forget which event - a young girl who gave all the glory to god, etc.
How ridiculous!!

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Image
Sent from my Bollocksberry using Crapatalk.
Image
Food, cooking, and disreputable nonsense: http://miscreantsdiner.blogspot.com/

User avatar
Drewish
I'm with stupid /\
Posts: 4705
Joined: Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:31 pm
Contact:

Re: Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by Drewish » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:41 pm

Nobody expects me...

User avatar
SteveB
Nibbler
Posts: 7506
Joined: Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:38 am
About me: The more you change the less you feel
Location: Potsville, BC, Canada
Contact:

Re: Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by SteveB » Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:39 am

Believing that God is personally trying to help you win gold medals is less expensive than sports psychologists. They probably have equal footing in terms of woo though.
Twit, twat, twaddle.
hadespussercats wrote:I've been de-sigged! :(

User avatar
Warren Dew
Posts: 3781
Joined: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:41 pm
Location: Somerville, MA, USA
Contact:

Re: Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by Warren Dew » Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:36 am

mistermack wrote:I've been watching LOADS of Olympics, any excuse to sit on my ass and do nothing.

But it suddenly struck me, I haven't heard any of the winners thanking god !!

They seem to be taking the credit for themselves, and their coaches, the lottery, their parents sacrifices, anything but god.

Maybe it's because the US aren't quite as dominant as usual, but I think there has actually been a real change of trend.
The lottery? What, did some athelete win the lottery and thus have more time to train instead of taking a job?

User avatar
Xamonas Chegwé
Bouncer
Bouncer
Posts: 50939
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:23 pm
About me: I have prehensile eyebrows.
I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak.
When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse.
Location: Nottingham UK
Contact:

Re: Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:21 am

God must be really fucked off with Australia this year. :tea:
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing :nono:
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur

User avatar
Blind groper
Posts: 3997
Joined: Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:10 am
About me: From New Zealand
Contact:

Re: Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by Blind groper » Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:40 am

Don't you think it a bit arrogant that some broad thinks the Great Sky Daddy favours her so much as to give her a gold medal?
I thought sky daddy was supposed to love everyone equally.
For every human action, there is a rationalisation and a reason. Only sometimes do they coincide.

User avatar
SteveB
Nibbler
Posts: 7506
Joined: Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:38 am
About me: The more you change the less you feel
Location: Potsville, BC, Canada
Contact:

Re: Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by SteveB » Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:13 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:God must be really fucked off with Australia this year. :tea:
What aboot Canada?

14 medals and only 1 gold. Canada is defying normal distribution. I always thought statistics was a sham anyway.
Twit, twat, twaddle.
hadespussercats wrote:I've been de-sigged! :(

User avatar
Warren Dew
Posts: 3781
Joined: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:41 pm
Location: Somerville, MA, USA
Contact:

Re: Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by Warren Dew » Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:42 am

Blind groper wrote:Don't you think it a bit arrogant that some broad thinks the Great Sky Daddy favours her so much as to give her a gold medal?
I thought sky daddy was supposed to love everyone equally.
To be fair, she only said she gave the glory to God, not that she thought it came from him in the first place.

User avatar
FBM
Ratz' first Gritizen.
Posts: 45327
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach"
Contact:

Re: Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by FBM » Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:08 am

Pensioner wrote:Not true, I saw on TV a GB gold winner say " thank god Im not Australian
Just echoing a near-global sentiment, probably...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

User avatar
Blind groper
Posts: 3997
Joined: Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:10 am
About me: From New Zealand
Contact:

Re: Things are actually improving !!! I think.

Post by Blind groper » Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:50 am

Australia has come up in the rankings. 5 golds last time I looked.
For every human action, there is a rationalisation and a reason. Only sometimes do they coincide.

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 48 guests