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Re: English butthurt

Post by John_fi_Skye » Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:24 am

Just to make my allegiance clear, since I live in the British Isles......I absolutely HATE the English media, English hype and English triumphalism. The English media have taken over the British team (which I refuse to call "Team GB") as if it were purely English. Uncle Toms like Andy Murray may do OK and I may be pleased for them, but it's the English Olympics according to the English media, so fuck them.
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Post by rachelbean » Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:35 am

It's simple, if someone is English, then they are English...if they are Scottish or Welsh or Northern Irish, then they are British! God Save the Queen! :{D
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Re: English butthurt

Post by FBM » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:04 am

I just read that S. Korea are going up against you lot in "football" next. :pop:
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Re: English butthurt

Post by John_fi_Skye » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:07 pm

rachelbean wrote:It's simple, if someone is English, then they are English...if they are Scottish or Welsh or Northern Irish, then they are British! God Save the Queen! :{D
A Scot who does badly's generally Scottish - sometimes British. A Scot who does well is usually British - and sometimes, in moments of commentatorly ecstasy, even English. :tea:
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:21 pm

Rum wrote:Nationalism is so passe. :roll:

You bastards! :hehe:
Can't really have an Olympics without nations. :prof:

Maybe we'll just change it to an "everyone participates; everyone gets a medal; we're all winners" kind of thing. It's unfair for slower people to not get medals, after all.... :{D
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Post by rachelbean » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:22 pm

John_fi_Skye wrote:
rachelbean wrote:It's simple, if someone is English, then they are English...if they are Scottish or Welsh or Northern Irish, then they are British! God Save the Queen! :{D
A Scot who does badly's generally Scottish - sometimes British. A Scot who does well is usually British - and sometimes, in moments of commentatorly ecstasy, even English. :tea:
Oh yes, I'm sorry, I did forget about the possibility of failure. Is an Englishman who fails also British, then :ask:
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Re: English butthurt

Post by John_fi_Skye » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:56 pm

rachelbean wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
rachelbean wrote:It's simple, if someone is English, then they are English...if they are Scottish or Welsh or Northern Irish, then they are British! God Save the Queen! :{D
A Scot who does badly's generally Scottish - sometimes British. A Scot who does well is usually British - and sometimes, in moments of commentatorly ecstasy, even English. :tea:
Oh yes, I'm sorry, I did forget about the possibility of failure. Is an Englishman who fails also British, then :ask:
Yep. English winners are English; English losers are British. You catch on fast - for a Yank. :tea:

Racist? Me?! :biggrin:
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Rum » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:58 pm

Why can't we just all get along? Its all a long time ago now ... :bored:
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:59 pm

This whole Britain, United Kingdom, England, blah blah blah shell game has to stop.

Time to break all you blighters up back into your constituent entities. End the "United Kingdom"! Just be separate god damn contries -- Wales, England, Scotland and Ireland.

And, fucking give that northern bit back to Ireland, ffs! End the occupation!

And, don't get me started on the Isle of Mann, the Channel Islands, the Orkneys and the Hebrides.... :lay:
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Svartalf » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:15 pm

Rum wrote:Why can't we just all get along? Its all a long time ago now ... :bored:
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Re: English butthurt

Post by rachelbean » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:33 pm

John_fi_Skye wrote:
rachelbean wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
rachelbean wrote:It's simple, if someone is English, then they are English...if they are Scottish or Welsh or Northern Irish, then they are British! God Save the Queen! :{D
A Scot who does badly's generally Scottish - sometimes British. A Scot who does well is usually British - and sometimes, in moments of commentatorly ecstasy, even English. :tea:
Oh yes, I'm sorry, I did forget about the possibility of failure. Is an Englishman who fails also British, then :ask:
Yep. English winners are English; English losers are British. You catch on fast - for a Yank. :tea:
I may be a Yank but I live in Wales...there are a few people who have opinions on such things, here :tea:
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock… ;)
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:46 pm

A California Yankee in King Gruffydd's court?
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Rum » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:57 pm

If we can't break down a few nationalistic boundaries here then god help us.

Meanwhile he who laughs last laughs loudest! The medal table... :hehe:
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Animavore » Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:12 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:And, fucking give that northern bit back to Ireland, ffs! End the occupation!

Fuck off! We don't want it.
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