Is there such a thing? I would love to see it.
The dolphins and sea lions would be a real draw, but I would like to see leopards doing the long jump, and the elephants diving.
It's seriously not that weird. We do have greyhound racing, and pigeon racing, also sheepdog trials etc. so it can be done.
Any suggestions for events?
Animal Olympics
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While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.
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I don't know about "amaze", but they were pretty cool.
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Sometime you just want them to do what they do best.
I wish this lion cub had killed these silly fuckers
I wish this lion cub had killed these silly fuckers
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