Pasta strainer now "religious headgear" in Austria!

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Pasta strainer now "religious headgear" in Austria!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:13 am

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:16 am

Some half decent puns in the article as well. Although I am sure that Ratz can penne some better ones... :tea:
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Post by amused » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:17 am

The next step, Mr Alm told the Austrian news agency APA, is to apply to the Austrian authorities for pastafarianism to become an officially recognised faith.
He can point to his license as proof that Pastafarianism is a recognized faith. Why else would the authorities take his picture like that?

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Post by maiforpeace » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:18 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Some half decent puns in the article as well. Although I am sure that Ratz can penne some better ones... :tea:
Orzo you think, anyway.
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Re: Pasta strainer now "religious headgear" in Austria!

Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:46 am

If I put penne to paper, I'll maybe come up with something.

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