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Re: Gooseboy welcome

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:57 am

Manofnofaith wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I think he needs a good goosing. :levi:
And what would that consist of? :naughty: And nice picture! You have a nice... smile. :shifty:
If you don't know what a goosing is you've clearly never been the recipient of one... :whistle:
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Re: Gooseboy welcome

Post by gooseboy » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:00 am

The goose brought the case against me. Apparently my fleeing buttocks had harassed her beak.
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Re: Gooseboy welcome

Post by irreligionist » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:10 am

gooseboy wrote:The goose brought the case against me. Apparently my fleeing buttocks had harassed her beak.
You know, I had it drilled into me as a kid: never trust a goose.
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Post by gooseboy » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:45 am

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You can always trust a goose.
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Post by irreligionist » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:50 am

Indeed.

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Post by gooseboy » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:17 am

:food: I'm feeling surprisingly cannibalistic!
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Post by irreligionist » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:29 am

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Re: Gooseboy welcome

Post by The Curious Squid » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:17 am

Manofnofaith wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I think he needs a good goosing. :levi:
And what would that consist of? :naughty: And nice picture! You have a nice... smile. :shifty:
And again! Is it possible that MoNF doesn't know any of us from out RDF days?

You're biting off more than you can chew MoNF, she'll break you :biggrin:
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Re: Gooseboy welcome

Post by Psi Wavefunction » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:18 am

Paco wrote:
Manofnofaith wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I think he needs a good goosing. :levi:
And what would that consist of? :naughty: And nice picture! You have a nice... smile. :shifty:
And again! Is it possible that MoNF doesn't know any of us from out RDF days?

You're biting off more than you can chew MoNF, she'll break you :biggrin:
As long as she's not biting off more than she can chew... :what: :sofa:
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Re: Gooseboy welcome

Post by The Curious Squid » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:19 am

Psi Wavefunction wrote:
Paco wrote:
Manofnofaith wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I think he needs a good goosing. :levi:
And what would that consist of? :naughty: And nice picture! You have a nice... smile. :shifty:
And again! Is it possible that MoNF doesn't know any of us from out RDF days?

You're biting off more than you can chew MoNF, she'll break you :biggrin:
As long as she's not biting off more than she can chew... :what: :sofa:
You've just signed yourself up to be the focus of the next Deathwish film :levi:
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Re: Gooseboy welcome

Post by Transgirlofnofaith » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:25 am

Psi Wavefunction wrote:
Paco wrote:
Manofnofaith wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I think he needs a good goosing. :levi:
And what would that consist of? :naughty: And nice picture! You have a nice... smile. :shifty:
And again! Is it possible that MoNF doesn't know any of us from out RDF days?

You're biting off more than you can chew MoNF, she'll break you :biggrin:
As long as she's not biting off more than she can chew... :what: :sofa:
Oh, I'm pretty sure I can go all night. :naughty: :FIO:
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Re: Gooseboy welcome

Post by Geoff » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:48 am

Existentialist1844 wrote:
Manofnofaith wrote:I wish to complain about the comparative length of our welcome threads. How come Gooseboy gets 4 pages and I only get 2? :cry:
Hey, dont complain, I don't even think I received a welcome thread. :lay: I had to start my own.
Have any of us inadvertently given you the impression that you're welcome...? :dono: ;)
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Re: Gooseboy welcome

Post by Transgirlofnofaith » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:16 am

Geoff wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
Manofnofaith wrote:I wish to complain about the comparative length of our welcome threads. How come Gooseboy gets 4 pages and I only get 2? :cry:
Hey, dont complain, I don't even think I received a welcome thread. :lay: I had to start my own.
Have any of us inadvertently given you the impression that you're welcome...? :dono: ;)
Oh, go host a swingers party or something. :Erasb: :teafinger:

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Re: Gooseboy welcome

Post by The Curious Squid » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:04 pm

:whisper: he was talking to Exi
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Re: Gooseboy welcome

Post by Transgirlofnofaith » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:57 pm

Really? Seemed like he was addressing me. :dono:
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