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Obamas Hug of Death?

Post by Atheist-Lite » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:06 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18748710

Ohio diner owner dead hours after serving Barack Obama

A restaurant owner who served US President Barack Obama breakfast on a campaign stop has died hours later.

Josephine Harris, 70, who owned Ann's Place in Akron, Ohio, was taken to hospital after complaining of fatigue and a tingling feeling.

She went into cardiac arrest en route and was pronounced dead shortly after 11:00 EST (15:00 GMT).

Mr Obama arrived the restaurant at about 08:30, ordering two eggs "over easy", bacon and wheat toast.

The Summit County medical examiner's office said Josephine Harris had died of natural causes and there would be no autopsy.

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Post by Warren Dew » Sun Jul 08, 2012 4:14 am

Maybe she just wanted to ride in Obama's hearse, er, bus:

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Post by maiforpeace » Sun Jul 08, 2012 4:19 am

Warren Dew wrote:Maybe she just wanted to ride in Obama's hearse, er, bus:

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Post by JimC » Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:35 am

THE BLACK BUS OF DEATH AND DAMNATION!

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Post by Tyrannical » Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:32 am

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Nothing suspicious here, they are obviously Obama's people.
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:23 am

I suspect vampires. There are coffin carriers and then there are suspicious hearse like buses with shaded windows and people dying from hugs. :smoke:
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Post by amused » Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:37 pm

Too bad he didn't hug Dick Cheney years ago...

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Post by Warren Dew » Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:47 pm

amused wrote:Too bad he didn't hug Dick Cheney years ago...
It only works if you have a black bus - which I'm sure Cheney had one of.

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Post by klr » Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:34 pm

If you meet as many people as Obama does, then the odd are that at least one of them is going to cash their chips shortly afterwards. It's just statistics.
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Re: Obamas Hug of Death?

Post by Jason » Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:55 pm

Warren Dew wrote:Maybe she just wanted to ride in Obama's hearse, er, bus:

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'Cuz he's blacker than black.

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Re: Obamas Hug of Death?

Post by maiforpeace » Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:59 pm

PordFrefect wrote:


'Cuz he's blacker than black.
Blickety black black?

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