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by Ian » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:13 pm
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:If the government is denying them, they must be real. I wonder why they're covering this up?
I was about to say that.
Could it be that Obama is actually a mermaid? I've never seen any official documents to suggest that he's not. Think about it.
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by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:15 pm
Ian wrote:Gawdzilla Sama wrote:If the government is denying them, they must be real. I wonder why they're covering this up?
I was about to say that.
Could it be that Obama is actually a mermaid? I've never seen any official documents to suggest that he's not. Think about it.
He's a Moslem and a mermaid!? The election can't come soon enough.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:15 pm
Ian wrote:Gawdzilla Sama wrote:If the government is denying them, they must be real. I wonder why they're covering this up?
I was about to say that.
Could it be that Obama is actually a mermaid? I've never seen any official documents to suggest that he's not. Think about it.
I demand to see his aquarium license!
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by amused » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:56 pm
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:If the government is denying them, they must be real. I wonder why they're covering this up?
I heard they were
serving fish on those planes on 9/11...
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by John_fi_Skye » Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:46 pm
Mind you, it's a great achievement - to be the first black mermaid president, isn't it?
Of course, Margaret Thatcher was a mermaid.
Oh no - I got that wrong: a werewolf.
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by Svartalf » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:34 pm
You're insulting all wolfkind there, not even the dogs would admit the bitch was of their species... maybe the hyenas would take her as their own?
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by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:35 pm
The Mermaid President - I bet Disney are working on the script now.
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by Tyrannical » Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:59 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -away.html
Not about Zimbabwe? I heard they have a mermaid infestation causing problems.
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by Hermit » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:15 pm
"No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found," the service wrote in an online post.
Just goes to show how little they know. Behold,
the Bondi Mermaids.
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by mistermack » Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:20 am
I have my doubts about Obama, but there is no doubt at all that George Bush is a merman.
And one piece of evidence is the fact that he doesn't believe that water boarding is torture. He actually loves being water boarded.
In fact, I heard that he personally has to be water boarded twice a day, just to keep his slimy scales from drying out.
So you people should think, before judging him too harshly.
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