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Wife Catches Hubby With Dog In Bed...

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:31 pm

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/se ... picks=true

"It is an unusual way to behave": Judge's verdict as man is found guilty of having sex with ex-wife's dog

A father of three has been found guilty of having sex with his ex-wife's bull mastiff dog.

Kelly Thacker was shocked to discover her ex-husband Nicholas Saunders, 46, in her bed having intercourse with the animal on January 15 last year.

During the two-day trial at Gloucestershire Crown Court, Ms Thacker, who has teenage twins with Saunders, told the court she had rejected her ex-husband's advances towards her after he had a fight with his bi-polar girlfriend and had sought comfort at her home.

It was soon afterwards she found him having sex with her female dog, Sasha.

Saunders, who separated from Ms Thacker 13 years ago, denied the charge and claimed his ex-wife had seen him merely "climbing over the dog" to get out of bed to use the toilet.

As the jury of five men and seven women returned the unanimous verdict Saunders, dressed in a dark suit and tie, looked to the floor and shook his head.

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Post by tattuchu » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:39 pm

"An unusual way to behave." :hehe:
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Post by FBM » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:41 pm

Bitch was asking for it, lying there wearing nothing but a collar...
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Post by tattuchu » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:42 pm

Need pics of the dog. Was the bitch hot? :ask:
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Post by FBM » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:44 pm

"Bull mastiff"

Not much of a looker, but built like a brick doghouse...
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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:47 pm

"In bed"? You'd think they'd be out dogging :rimshot:
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Post by mistermack » Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:27 pm

I live in Gloucester, and I can assure you that this kind of dogging is frowned upon. But, I do believe that Saunders is a Welsh name, so this doesn't wholly surprise me.

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Mastiffs are not the prettiest, but if you're brought up around sheep, perhaps they don't look too bad.

I heard that he didn't help his defence, when questioned. One of the cops said "sex with a dog, how low could you possibly go" ? And he just hung his head and said "Corgis".
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Post by klr » Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:22 pm

Bestiality is gone to the dogs.
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Post by tattuchu » Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:04 pm

Victimless crime, of course :smoke:
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Post by HomerJay » Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:33 pm

tattuchu wrote:"An unusual way to behave." :hehe:
How does the judge know?

I understand it is quite common in Gloucestershire.
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Re: Wife Catches Hubby With Dog In Bed...

Post by tattuchu » Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:48 pm

HomerJay wrote:
tattuchu wrote:"An unusual way to behave." :hehe:
How dos the judge know?

I understand it is quite common in Gloucestershire.
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