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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:44 pm

...Fuckin' ow! :?
Teen Survives Being Shot In Head With Harpoon.

A teenager in south Florida survived being shot in the head with a fishing spear.

Yasser Lopez, 16, was fishing with a friend when the weapon went off as the pair were loading equipment onto their boat.

The spear entered just above his right eye and penetrated through his brain to the back of his skull.

The teenager was airlifted to a Miami-area hospital where doctors spent three-hours removing the spear with the aid of a high-speed drill

The medical team revealed that Lopez had been awake and interacting with the emergency team when he arrived at the hospital, which indicated to the doctors that he could survive the ordeal as they planned the surgery.

Miraculously, no vital brain structures were damaged by the harpoon.

Following surgery he could communicate in short sentences with hospital staff but he had no recollection of the accident.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:56 pm

Teenagers can't get brain damage.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:04 pm

Following surgery he could communicate in short sentences with hospital staff but he had no recollection of the accident.
But would you want to?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:07 pm

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Following surgery he could communicate in short sentences with hospital staff but he had no recollection of the accident.
But would you want to?
It saves having to ask "what happened?" That get old after a while. :nono:
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Post by Thumpalumpacus » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:29 pm

Did they catch anything?
these are things we think we know
these are feelings we might even share
these are thoughts we hide from ourselves
these are secrets we cannot lay bare.

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Post by Azathoth » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:49 pm

Sounds like an almost darwin award to me. Loaded speargun with safety off. Lets jog it about a bit while pointing it at my head. Win

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:52 pm

It wasn't an accident, it was a stupid.
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:58 pm

".....I can't dream well because of my horns...."

Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:36 am

" .taerg tsuj m'I .yllaer ,oN .syug ,won retteb hcum m'I"

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Post by John_fi_Skye » Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:29 am

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:" .taerg tsuj m'I .yllaer ,oN .syug ,won retteb hcum m'I"

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