News of the Weird - mom seduces son she gave up...

[Coito ergo sum]

I can't say "breasts".
I don't know why. They have always been tits to me. Boobies, if I'm being polite.
Except for when I say "breast cancer" for some reason.

I suppose "tit cancer" would sound odd.

I always associate "tit" with "nipple" (teat) and "boob" with "breast". And I hardly ever use anything other than "breast" and "nipple" when referring to them. And then, only when I'm wearing a lab coat and holding a clipboard.

I thought the proper anatomical term was "bodacious ta-ta's."

[maiforpeace]

That was sarcasm...I guess it didn't come across. And yes, I would be surprised - what are they supposed to call them, vajayjays and peepees?
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I call mine "Colossus."

It usually looks like that in a convex mirror.

I'd be proud of it too, after your micro-announcement. I mean that sincerely, and if I had a penis.

[Coito ergo sum]

oompah-loompas, funbags, breastisses, lovely lady lumps...

Rib balloons. Dirty pillows.

[Coito ergo sum]

That was sarcasm...I guess it didn't come across. And yes, I would be surprised - what are they supposed to call them, vajayjays and peepees?
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I call mine "Colossus."

It usually looks like that in a convex mirror.

LOL - whatever works!

I'd be proud of it too, after your micro-announcement. I mean that sincerely, and if I had a penis.

Meh. That's like being proud of my elbow because it bends.

[Svartalf]

I call mine "Colossus."

the Rod Of Steel? I'm pretty sure that's uncomfortable for the lady and insensitive enough that you have problems completing the act.

[Coito ergo sum]

I call mine "Colossus."

the Rod Of Steel? I'm pretty sure that's uncomfortable for the lady and insensitive enough that you have problems completing the act.

Don't worry, Svartalf, plenty of women prefer a smaller, softer penis, I'm sure.

[hadespussercats]

I was just reading about that today. Apparently the speaker thought the word was so offensive he wouldn't "say it in front of a woman."

Unbelievable.

That's what's really offensive, his disgust for the word. As a woman, you have to have certain amount of self-loathing if you supported this action on the part of the house speaker.

And yet, you used a euphemism rather than spelling "vagina" out, yourself. I noticed no one else has spelled it out in this thread either.

Would you be as surprised if someone were sanctioned for using "penis" in a similar way? Personally I think it's silly, but lots of people feel uncomfortable using explicit wording to refer to "private parts".

Vagina.

Incidentally, and this is off-topic, but I wish more people understood the difference between a vagina and a vulva.

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Yes, absolutely. The vulva does not receive nearly enough attention. Like most men, I ignore most everything else and tend to concentrate almost exclusively on the clitoris. The labia are unsung heroes in the female anatomical world, by the way.

Astride her labia, a Mighty Colossus!

[laklak]

The Pulsating Python of Passion. The Bald Avenger. The Louisville Slugger. The Kickstand.

[maiforpeace]

The Pulsating Python of Passion. The Bald Avenger. The Louisville Slugger. The Kickstand.

You should post this in uncommon euphemisms. Well, they are to me anyway.

[FBM]

"Mr. Friendly."

[maiforpeace]

"Mr. Friendly."

Hubby reminds me to "Say hi to friendly!" all the time.

[hadespussercats]

"Mr. Friendly."

Hubby reminds me to "Say hi to friendly!" all the time.

Just tell him you can't talk with your mouth full.

[Coito ergo sum]

"Mr. Friendly."

Hubby reminds me to "Say hi to friendly!" all the time.

Just tell him you can't talk with your mouth full.

You should be humming anyway....