News of the Weird - mom seduces son she gave up...

[hadespussercats]

I remember a rumor from way back in the day about how Japanese moms would motivate their sons to study and get their homework done by giving them manual and oral sex. From what I understand, there is a kernel of truth in this, only insofar as Japan, and some other countries like Holland, seem to lead the world in incest statistics.

How does one result in the other, exactly? Is it used as a carrot or stick?
?

If I believe my (unreliable) sources, it's a substitute for ritalin... a quick one at a strategic moment so the boy won't spend hours being distracted by his hormones, and possibly spending overlong looking for proper wank material and doing it repeatedly.
The idea is that after getting some release, the kid can concentrate better on what's really important.

As I recall from my teenage years, I'm pretty sure that an occasional quick one doesn't cut it. Teenage boys are jackin' it by the bucket-load at that age.

The Piraha people do something a little similar. They rub/touch the genitals of young children to soothe them when they are upset or hurt.

I've read that Hopi do the same, or used to.

[Coito ergo sum]

I remember a rumor from way back in the day about how Japanese moms would motivate their sons to study and get their homework done by giving them manual and oral sex. From what I understand, there is a kernel of truth in this, only insofar as Japan, and some other countries like Holland, seem to lead the world in incest statistics.

How does one result in the other, exactly? Is it used as a carrot or stick?
?

If I believe my (unreliable) sources, it's a substitute for ritalin... a quick one at a strategic moment so the boy won't spend hours being distracted by his hormones, and possibly spending overlong looking for proper wank material and doing it repeatedly.
The idea is that after getting some release, the kid can concentrate better on what's really important.

why not just let the boys do it themselves????? .

That would take one hand away from the books, pencils or keyboards. Having a helping hand would allow continued studying while allowing the boy a much-needed release at the same time.

[Coito ergo sum]

CES, I've heard rumors that some Korean moms give their sons handjobs before they take major exams in order to help them relax, too.

Everyone likes a nice Old Fashioned now and again. But from mom? No thanks. Someone else's mom, now...

[maiforpeace]

Damn it Michigan!

Yeah, and Michigan, backed by the Tea Party, is the state that wants to appeal all those abortion laws...seems to me they are needed there more than ever.

If it weren't for the fact that Michigan is a beautiful state I would be embarrassed to admit I am from there. At least Northern Michigan is good.

You shouldn't, there's still plenty of awesome people from Michigan, especially you.

You have this representative, Lisa Brown who is pretty cool.

I read that she was banned from speaking on the floor for two days for her use of the "V" word.

[hadespussercats]

Damn it Michigan!

Yeah, and Michigan, backed by the Tea Party, is the state that wants to appeal all those abortion laws...seems to me they are needed there more than ever.

If it weren't for the fact that Michigan is a beautiful state I would be embarrassed to admit I am from there. At least Northern Michigan is good.

You shouldn't, there's still plenty of awesome people from Michigan, especially you.

You have this representative, Lisa Brown who is pretty cool.

I read that she was banned from speaking on the floor for two days for her use of the "V" word.

I was just reading about that today. Apparently the speaker thought the word was so offensive he wouldn't "say it in front of a woman."

Unbelievable.

[Strontium Dog]

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162- ... 04083.html

O.k. - so mom gives up son for adoption. More than a decade later, she looks him up....and fucks him.

So at least the story had a happy ending...

[laklak]

I'd do her, despite the Octomom lips.

[maiforpeace]

Damn it Michigan!

Yeah, and Michigan, backed by the Tea Party, is the state that wants to appeal all those abortion laws...seems to me they are needed there more than ever.

If it weren't for the fact that Michigan is a beautiful state I would be embarrassed to admit I am from there. At least Northern Michigan is good.

You shouldn't, there's still plenty of awesome people from Michigan, especially you.

You have this representative, Lisa Brown who is pretty cool.

I read that she was banned from speaking on the floor for two days for her use of the "V" word.

I was just reading about that today. Apparently the speaker thought the word was so offensive he wouldn't "say it in front of a woman."

Unbelievable.

That's what's really offensive, his disgust for the word. As a woman, you have to have certain amount of self-loathing if you supported this action on the part of the house speaker.

[hadespussercats]

Yeah, and Michigan, backed by the Tea Party, is the state that wants to appeal all those abortion laws...seems to me they are needed there more than ever.

If it weren't for the fact that Michigan is a beautiful state I would be embarrassed to admit I am from there. At least Northern Michigan is good.

You shouldn't, there's still plenty of awesome people from Michigan, especially you.

You have this representative, Lisa Brown who is pretty cool.

I read that she was banned from speaking on the floor for two days for her use of the "V" word.

I was just reading about that today. Apparently the speaker thought the word was so offensive he wouldn't "say it in front of a woman."

Unbelievable.

That's what's really offensive, his disgust for the word. As a woman, you have to have certain amount of self-loathing if you supported this action on the part of the house speaker.

Yeah. Don't mention those dirty, dirty parts of your body, women! For shame!

I mean, for fuck's sake, it's a medical term. What, next thing it'll be "I can't believe you used the word 'spleen' in front of a lady!"

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"Mr. Speaker, I hereby move that my own private version of morality be adopted as the sole and primary morality of this great state. I think I voice vote will do for this."

[Warren Dew]

I read that she was banned from speaking on the floor for two days for her use of the "V" word.

I was just reading about that today. Apparently the speaker thought the word was so offensive he wouldn't "say it in front of a woman."

Unbelievable.

That's what's really offensive, his disgust for the word. As a woman, you have to have certain amount of self-loathing if you supported this action on the part of the house speaker.

And yet, you used a euphemism rather than spelling "vagina" out, yourself. I noticed no one else has spelled it out in this thread either.

Would you be as surprised if someone were sanctioned for using "penis" in a similar way? Personally I think it's silly, but lots of people feel uncomfortable using explicit wording to refer to "private parts".

[maiforpeace]

I read that she was banned from speaking on the floor for two days for her use of the "V" word.

I was just reading about that today. Apparently the speaker thought the word was so offensive he wouldn't "say it in front of a woman."

Unbelievable.

That's what's really offensive, his disgust for the word. As a woman, you have to have certain amount of self-loathing if you supported this action on the part of the house speaker.

And yet, you used a euphemism rather than spelling "vagina" out, yourself. I noticed no one else has spelled it out in this thread either.

Would you be as surprised if someone were sanctioned for using "penis" in a similar way? Personally I think it's silly, but lots of people feel uncomfortable using explicit wording to refer to "private parts".

That was sarcasm...I guess it didn't come across. And yes, I would be surprised - what are they supposed to call them, vajayjays and peepees?

You don't participate a lot in the casual banter, but if you did you would see all those terms, and then some.

[Warren Dew]

You don't participate a lot in the casual banter, but if you did you would see all those terms, and then some.

And there's plenty of the banter here that would be inappropriate in lawmaking discussions.

[maiforpeace]

You don't participate a lot in the casual banter, but if you did you would see all those terms, and then some.

And there's plenty of the banter here that would be inappropriate in lawmaking discussions.

Absolutely, I don't disagree there. I'm just pointing out that I don't resort to euphemisms usually when I am engaging in straight talk.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You don't participate a lot in the casual banter, but if you did you would see all those terms, and then some.

And there's plenty of the banter here that would be inappropriate in lawmaking discussions.

I fucking hope so.