Cameron: too busy pubbing to remember where his kid is?

[Audley Strange]

Right.

So you're a pub landlord right? You get the Security mob calling you to tell you the PM's going to be coming, they check out the place and you and your staff. I'd imagine you'd be pressing your staff to be as attentive and on the ball as fucking possible. So then you've got the security blokes who's job it is to keep them protected, that's two lines of defense, then you've got the other families they were dining with, then you've got any other folk that might have been in their if they were allowed.

I'm supposed to believe that not one person noticed The Prime Minister leaving his little girl behind? No one? If it was some pleb sure, but the Prime Minister? I'm not buying it. I'm not buying that such a thing would happen and that the first we'd hear about it would be from number 10 months later. Someone would have blabbed well before now.

As for Eric Pickles, I don't consider him a person with particular integrity at all.

As for Pickles, he's a cunt.

Precisely, you're a smart guy, why would you take his word for anything? Learn to distrust even the negatives. It was probably a failed attempt to try and convince the electorate Cameron's human, or am I missing a new "misplaced children" chic amongst the great and the gluttonous?

[klr]

...

Communities Secretary Eric Pickles - who is promoting a scheme to give English councils a financial incentive to deal with so-called "troubled families" - was asked on BBC Radio 5 live if he drew parallels between troubled families and parents who inadvertently left their children in a pub.

"We're definitely not talking about that - mainly for my job security," he replied.

Mr Pickles was also asked about the incident during a BBC News Channel interview, saying: "I'm very glad that Nancy was missing for only 15 minutes. It could happen to anybody, it must be any families' nightmare."

Was he taking the piss, or just being a weasel again?

[Rum]

Right.

So you're a pub landlord right? You get the Security mob calling you to tell you the PM's going to be coming, they check out the place and you and your staff. I'd imagine you'd be pressing your staff to be as attentive and on the ball as fucking possible. So then you've got the security blokes who's job it is to keep them protected, that's two lines of defense, then you've got the other families they were dining with, then you've got any other folk that might have been in their if they were allowed.

I'm supposed to believe that not one person noticed The Prime Minister leaving his little girl behind? No one? If it was some pleb sure, but the Prime Minister? I'm not buying it. I'm not buying that such a thing would happen and that the first we'd hear about it would be from number 10 months later. Someone would have blabbed well before now.

As for Eric Pickles, I don't consider him a person with particular integrity at all.

As for Pickles, he's a cunt.

Precisely, you're a smart guy, why would you take his word for anything? Learn to distrust even the negatives. It was probably a failed attempt to try and convince the electorate Cameron's human, or am I missing a new "misplaced children" chic amongst the great and the gluttonous?

I have very little doubt the incident happened.

[klr]

I too am quite satisfied it happened. There were far too many people involved for it to be a stunt.

[Audley Strange]

Were there? Who says?

*cue spooky music*

[John_fi_Skye]

It seems everybody just left it to everybody else. Dave left it to Sam, and Sam left it to Dave, and each of them left it to the thugs, and each of them left it to their colleagues, and the wee girl just took it upon herself to go for a pee.

Anyway, no Muslims are allowed in a hundred miles of that part of Englandshire.

[John_fi_Skye]

Were there? Who says?

*cue spooky music*

....and the Murkin moon landings were all filmed in Shepperton Studios....

[Audley Strange]

Well if we are suggesting a claim of something is the actual something, why not?

[John_fi_Skye]

Well if we are suggesting a claim of something is the actual something, why not?

I have to admit the footage of the moon landings does have about it the flavour of early Dr Who.