Let's have a global one sperm one egg policy.

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Let's have a global one sperm one egg policy.

Post by amused » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:14 am

All this fecundity has to stop.

Squeeze down folks, just one is all you get.

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Re: Let's have a global one sperm one egg policy.

Post by Jason » Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:17 am

If you squeeze your ass closed really tight when you orgasm you can restrict the flow of semen. You can strengthen your asshole any time - just flex the muscles like your trying to pinch off a loaf. Try it in the car, on your friend's sofa, in the office, anywhere you feel the need to exercise your butthole. :tup:

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Post by Audley Strange » Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:34 am

All this fecundity would stop much more rapidly if we invented some kind of male pill or my more draconian idea, we give all 18 year olds free lifelong storage of up to five sperm deposits and then mandatory vasectomies and once said goo is cyrogenically preserved and then give them full legal ownership and rights over that genetic material.
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Post by Jason » Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:03 am

Audley Strange wrote:All this fecundity would stop much more rapidly if we invented some kind of male pill or my more draconian idea, we give all 18 year olds free lifelong storage of up to five sperm deposits and then mandatory vasectomies and once said goo is cyrogenically preserved and then give them full legal ownership and rights over that genetic material.
Naturally this would not work. One man can impregnate numerous women. One woman can only be impregnated every year or so.

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