Octomom getting into pr0n...

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Octomom getting into pr0n...

Post by FBM » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:29 am

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Re: Octomom getting into pr0n...

Post by Svartalf » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:30 am

The very paragon of responsibility and the ideal mom her brood will be proud to be looking up to as they grow up.
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Post by FBM » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:33 am

Ah. Well, that was my second thought, I guess...
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:35 am

As I am the paragon od deadpan and irony :ddpan:
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Post by FBM » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:42 am

Svartalf wrote:As I am the paragon od deadpan and irony :ddpan:
Gotcha. My first thoughts are pretty much always in the gutter, though.
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Re: Octomom getting into pr0n...

Post by Twoflower » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:45 am

She ultimately hopes to become a role model for other women facing major struggles, she said.
:?
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And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
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Post by FBM » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:51 am

By stripping in night clubs to advertise your new pr0n film. OK. :ddpan:
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Post by Twoflower » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:53 am

FBM wrote:By stripping in night clubs to advertise your new pr0n film. OK. :ddpan:
I think I will start using her as role model. Clearly there is no one better.
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Re: Octomom getting into pr0n...

Post by FBM » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:55 am

She could do a remake of "Leave it to Beaver" and star as June Cleaver...
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Re: Octomom getting into pr0n...

Post by Svartalf » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:59 am

Twoflower wrote:
FBM wrote:By stripping in night clubs to advertise your new pr0n film. OK. :ddpan:
I think I will start using her as role model. Clearly there is no one better.
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Re: Octomom getting into pr0n...

Post by Tero » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:04 am

At least those breasts finally get some use. The 12 kids probably had any.

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Re: Octomom getting into pr0n...

Post by mistermack » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:04 am

But what about the pathetic wankers who pay to see this stuff?

When it comes to respect, they are way down below the women who "perform", as far as I'm concerned.

i've only been to a strip club once, when I was a guest of someone in Canada, and he thought he was showing me a bit of daring night life. I felt about the lowest I've EVER felt in my life. Just the feeling that I was the lowest form of punter, just like a sheep, there to be fleeced.

Stripshow or lapdance is too complimentary.

If they called it an eyewank, it would be closer to the truth.
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Re: Octomom getting into pr0n...

Post by Robert_S » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:29 am

Bills are bills and right now she's looking at food stamps and foreclosure.

Two shows a night for four days ain't a bad time frame to make some quick cash and she already got $8,000 for just a topless shot. She also said she'd only be in porn if there was no touching. I don't think many people are going to get a better price.

Now I wonder how differently the world would judge her if she married some wealthy guy instead. :think:
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Re: Octomom getting into pr0n...

Post by Svartalf » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:40 am

Like any guy with wealth and enough brains to be able to keep it was going to marry that money sieve...
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