Bye, bye, dumb shit.
"A West Virginia Pentecostal pastor who used poisonous snakes during religious services has died of a rattlesnake bite. "
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People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Brother Sam will love this.
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Won't you?
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Seems to be genetic ...
Wolford was the son of a snake-handler preacher who died of a snake bite when Wolford was 15.
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That's the gem of the article right there. These dumb shits don't learn nuthin', do they?Faithfree wrote:Seems to be genetic ...
Wolford was the son of a snake-handler preacher who died of a snake bite when Wolford was 15.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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I guess his faith wasn't strong enough, after all.
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He must have been an atheist like us then. If he would have been strident and militant, he'd probably still be alive today.FBM wrote:I guess his faith wasn't strong enough, after all.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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I gotta work on being more rabid...Robert_S wrote:He must have been an atheist like us then. If he would have been strident and militant, he'd probably still be alive today.FBM wrote:I guess his faith wasn't strong enough, after all.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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I feel sorry for the snakes.
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Don't worry. They can't hear so as far as they know it's just ordinary levels of human stupid.amused wrote:I feel sorry for the snakes.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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I can send you a manual.FBM wrote:I gotta work on being more rabid...Robert_S wrote:He must have been an atheist like us then. If he would have been strident and militant, he'd probably still be alive today.FBM wrote:I guess his faith wasn't strong enough, after all.
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It's pretty loony. But to me, it's no more weird than rock-climbing. Or lots of other things where people risk their lives.
The Isle-of-Man TT motorbike racing is on this week, and most years, you get three or four deaths.
But people still do it.
And I eat too much fat and too much salt, because I'm a reckless daredevil.
And in a way, he HAS proved that there is a god, because he's handled poisonous snakes all his life, without getting killed (till now). All this proves is that god takes time off for a cup of tea now and then.
The Isle-of-Man TT motorbike racing is on this week, and most years, you get three or four deaths.
But people still do it.
And I eat too much fat and too much salt, because I'm a reckless daredevil.
And in a way, he HAS proved that there is a god, because he's handled poisonous snakes all his life, without getting killed (till now). All this proves is that god takes time off for a cup of tea now and then.
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Wolford was bitten on the thigh when he sat next to the rattlesnake during the service. He was taken to a relative's home to recover,
Faith obviously doesnt make a very good antivenom
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Again: If you get bit by a snake and your faith don't make you well, you might be an atheist. 
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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The logic of this thread is a bit serpentine.
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