Dictatorship 101

[Clinton Huxley]

Rule 26 - get the support of a permanent member of the UN Security Council. Russia always a good one to try. Then you can massacre your population to your hearts content. You'll be untouchable. Just remember to keep buying weapons from your sponsor.

Rule 34 - Get invited to the Queens Jubilee Celebrations

Rule 101 - Tony Blair will do anything for money, including support your awful regime.

[Svartalf]

OK, at whom are these barbs aimed?

[Clinton Huxley]

OK, at whom are these barbs aimed?

At all evil-doers!

[Rum]

Become paranoid. Always a good one. Oh and kill without compunction or conscience.

[Clinton Huxley]

Become paranoid. Always a good one. Oh and kill without compunction or conscience.

But only with the support of a larger country. Otherwise, you might get bombed, if the articles in the sunday papers are awful enough.

[Bella Fortuna]

Don't forget about the memorable hair and hip sunglasses.

[Hermit]

Don't forget about the memorable hair and hip sunglasses.

[Warren Dew]

Also, if you get nuclear weapons, don't make the mistake of giving them up.

[Coito ergo sum]

OK, at whom are these barbs aimed?

Merka?

[Coito ergo sum]

Also, if you get nuclear weapons, don't make the mistake of giving them up.

Quite true. When you do that, the enlightened Yerpeein countries will manufacture a genocide allegation (well, they'll say that you "might" fire on your own people), and then organize an invasion of the country claiming humanitarian grounds, which, of course, will be accepted without question by the Yerpeein population (because Merka is not leading the charge, so it must be truly a humanitarian crisis...).

[redunderthebed]

Don't forget about the memorable hair and hip sunglasses.

Cant wait to see that movie.

Rule 56 If you are a ally of merika you can do what the fuck you like even host an F1 race!

[Audley Strange]

Rule 3. Choose odd facial hair arrangements or attempt to look like Elvis, or both.

[Coito ergo sum]

Rule 171. A dictator shall dress in one or more of the following fashions:
(a) a Generalissimo;
(b) an Indian guy in a Nehru jacket';
(c) like Suleiman the Magnificent. or,
(d) in any specially designed military outfit, replete with dozens of medals and awards which you never earned.

Rule 47. When speaking in public, dramatic hand and arm gestures are recommended.

Rule 101. Always blame someone, especially the Jews.

[FBM]

Don't forget about the memorable hair and hip sunglasses.

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[Clinton Huxley]

If you are going to be really nasty, make sure you're selling cheap oil to the Merkins first. They'll cut you some slack, maybe sell you some F-15s.